That's Child Abuse!

My big NBA crush was (don't laugh) John Starks. The very first time I saw him on TV he came off the bench and out-scored Jordan. I only saw him play live twice. One of those times was when he went for his career-high of 39 against the Raptors. Heaven.

The Marshall Henderson Plan is playing the Kentucky CalipariCats. Nelson Mandela...err, Morgan Freedom is in the House.

Leafs fans are notoriously difficult to reason with.

[faints] I had no idea you were from Philly!

I was very impressed with the way that the Sens made the game family/kid friendly, face-painting, balloon hats and give-aways. It was very well done.

I'm so glad I outgrew the Leafs fan thing-not a thing I'd like to pass on.

I listened to Kaline on Detroit radio for the longest time. If memory serves, he had a ridiculous rookie season that he was never able to repeat. Or was that Cash?

First Time Duan-

"Suggs to be you."

It's hard to put a finger on what makes it so special

[tilts head sideways] Huh.

"Whatever. White shooters are a dime a dozen."

[moments before picture is taken]

I have some vague memory of Brian Shorter putting the under-manned Pitt squad on his back while playing against the Hated Hoyas and pulling out the victory. Man, that was a great game.

I can see what the real problem is. She's having a great amount of difficulty digesting Garbine Muguruza from an earlier match. Serena, find yourself a nice rock in direct sunlight and this situation will take care of itself.

I'm good with Cuse being in the discussion. Things are good-work is fine, kids are great and it's frickin' cold here.

Really, Duke? The game is way over and you're pressing the walk-on guys with 18 seconds left? Really?

Miami has doubled up on Duke! WoW!

Ha! I like it.