You lose 18 pounds and whatta you get?

For the Goodell-hating Krewe du Vieux the float was a labia of love.

"Winning the Super Bowl? That would be like, I dunno, like the best thing you could ever imagine. It'd be like that time Pops was in the hospital and he didn't lay a hand on me for like, a week and a half. Heaven."

Anna Burns Welker: Short but not sweet.

Manti: "And that's my story, I was fooled from the start. I'm a victim."

I mis-read your post. I'm comfy with 3 or 4.

I like 'Cuse but the jump from 6 to 1 is a bit much.

Do you kiss Julia Child's corpse with that dirty mouth? I hope not.

"It usually doesn't go up this late."

Lennay: "I'm sorry baby, I had to do a 'Harry Lime'."

This deserves a bit of love.

[throws empty gin bottle at TV showing Oprah's exclusive interview]

That Plumlee kid on the Duke team is so stiff he makes J.B. Reafsnyder (Syracuse '96) look like Lebron.

No kidding! Is that plastic knife in the foreground a Henkel?

"A FakePlasticTree is asking questions? How is that even possible?"

Unfurl them, big fella.

Everyone, everyone! Just calm the fuck down or before you know it DUAN will have 100 comments.

Who needs that sort of 'friend'?

Not going to watch-I hate tap-dancing.

How the hell is Kentucky only 10-5? The Vols are in it now but they'll fade.