Metaphorically, I continue to do that on a daily basis despite being drug free.

If they're under 25 the % jumps dramatically.

I was turned off a few years ago-I'm that guy goes paranoid. That's no fun.

"Can't wait to watch the bowls!"

@AshleyJudd OH SNAP! #EveryOtherTurtle

I was overjoyed when the Giants drafted him. I figure that the Badgers ran him into the ground-way too many carries in college. He was done at the age of 25.

I've studied it out and I'll be making the funeral arrangements for you. See ya!

Is that the guy that had a shit-ton of mileage on his legs?

Gah! He shoulda been a 15-18 ppg guy for 10 years. Goddammit!

I'm sure he's out of the game by the age of 29.

I thought his quickness would make him a no-brainer at the next level. What happened?

Favorite College Player That Didn't Make It Pro DUAN-*

The Tums pretends to shield my bleeding ulcer from all of the above.

*rubs hands together*

That is the most devastating criticism of the kinja format that I've ever come across.

Despite this news, Cyndie Lauper still maintains that The Goonies 'R' Good Enough.

Fforde's 'Thursday Next' series of books is a must for any goober that studied English Lit.

Beasts is an interesting read. I'll take a look at the other one.

Anyone receive any reading material for the Xmas? I'm buried knee-deep in Levon Helm's This Wheel's on Fire, an account of his musical career with Ronnie Hawkins, Dylan and The Band. As far as readability is concerned, she's a 10/10.

Such a spoiled kid-he was born on first and goal and thinks he drove the team all the way down the field.