I love Reese Witherspoon's hair, and Portia DeRossi has the best dress. Stunning.

Yeah, I didn't read it myself, but I know several people whose taste in books I share who loved it.

I enjoy the implied blank. "Friends: sometimes their assholes"......smell? Sing a jingle? Explode into glitter?

Me too. Fuck, I'd consider it for $20,000 plus airfare.

Me too. He's adorable, handsome, self-deprecating and British. What's not to like, honestly? Oh, and he's a good actor, Twilight aside. Cosmopolis was solid.

Yes, the sort of person who Facebook stalks strangers and projects their fantasies onto them goes right onto my "Bad List." If I found out someone I associate with is a Facebook stalker, I would absolutely distance myself because that's creep behavior, full stop. It's called being cautious. It's self-care. The…

But he's a slightly built gay guy! It's exactly like being a woman! So it stands to reason it's exactly like being THIS woman! See how easy it is? Why aren't you getting this??

Yup. I'm an introvert too. 100 percent. You know what I would never, ever do, as an introvert? Stalk someone I briefly interacted with in an employee-customer environment on Facebook and promise to "worship" them, if only I could get them to respond to my many aggressive messages. Funny, none of my extrovert…

Yet more proof that Victoria Beckham is one of the most reasonable and unexpectedly down to earth celebrities. Not just the response itself, but her calling out the interviewer as well. Because, seriously, WTF Allure?

I agree with every one of these. Even the pear thing, because I love them, but you can never get a properly ripe one to save your goddamn life. I feel all warm and fuzzy now, totally making up for my butthurt over the marshmallow thing.

I'm not gonna lie — I adore Free People's long-sleeve henleys and thermals with fancy cuff designs. I buy two or three a year, but I've never paid full-price. I buy them at a deep discount from shopping addicts on eBay, with the tags still on.

April 14 — you have 6 weeks!

I can't believe I didn't take a photo of that page last time I flew. I'm glad someone did. I kept flipping back to that page and giggling.

Depends on how old you are.

Whatever you say, girlfriend.

Well, it can hardly match the episode where he watched his dim friend who inexplicably appeared to be from Alabama or something blow his head off right in front of him.

Johnny Weir said that, I presume? He and Tara Lipinski have really shown themselves to be the best figure skating commentators of all time. They deserve to be the main announcers — the "prime time" crew is fuckin' terrible. Weir and Lipinksi are honest, engaged, and capable of explaining complex and dense concepts…

On behalf of everyone who suffered an abusive parent or parental figure, to any and everyone who has something even marginally negative to say about Katherine Reddick, from the new-agey "let it go, the past disappears, like the wind" dipshits, to the run of the mill concern trolls, to the full-on mean-spirited…

I adore that stuff, but I despise the applicator. It gets all crusty even if you wipe it off after use. I'm torn because it works so, so well. But getting a decent application is difficult.

Paula's Choice 2% BHA (salicylic acid) Liquid. I use it at night after washing and use a serum on top. It keeps my skin so clear. I rarely have breakouts. It makes pores smaller. Skin looks brighter. Even helps with fine lines. And it's affordable and lasts a long time. This stuff is just the shit.