That's brilliant.

That correspondent's dinner was surreal. The only people who unabashedly found Colbert hilarious and weren't afraid to show it were Pat Buchanan and Antonin Scalia. They were both literally slapping their knees. Everyone else was stone-faced. I think that was the moment that I decided I detested the DC pundit…

Of course The Blue Man Group is irresponsible. It should be illegal to cause that much hardcore cringing.

At this point, I think the President is happily trolling his critics, and I'm loving every minute of it. It's like he said to himself, "how can I most annoy the insufferable hack pundit class?" A worthy endeavor if there ever was one, guaranteed to make the hack patrol look like the pointless scolds they are. They…

That shot of Woody Allen is really touching. Clearly those two share, shall we say, a certain bond.

Isn't it interesting how many random MRAs are also experts on the intricacies of academic hiring?

I actually really like that Billy guy, too. Seems like a genuine guy who shares my love of animals. His look is over the top, but I've never said no to a little leather on a dude.

Well, yeah, but a lot of people dress that way because they think it's cool.

Excuse me, but those are flavors, not colors, thank you very much.

He's the bees knees. Cat knees?

This cat let the kid off easy. More of a warning, really.

I actually don't mind, because despite all the tattoos and rockabilly clothes and cheesy whatnots, he doesn't actually seem all that interested in being "cool," and I respect that.

This. He's awesome. I will preach it from the rooftops. Just say no to haters.

You know what prevents me from feeling sympathy for Nancy Lanza? It's that fucking arsenal. The unsecured arsenal. I'm sorry, but it's just too much.

Frankly, the lack of stomach for unambiguously condemning Nancy Lanza speaks volumes about the level of discomfort with examining the role that white, upper middle class privilege played in this tragedy. Adam Lanza wasn't just privileged, he was living a sort of virtual reality 100 percent free of consequence, aided…

Totally agree. It's also annoying me how people are insinuating that Liam Neeson is having a mental breakdown because he feels passionately about this issue, that is apparently important to the Irish and Irish-Anerican community in NYC. Casting aspersions on his mental health? Really?

And it's good too. I'm not vegetarian but I love the sofritas.

Ditto. He was just joking because Ellen was hamming it up near him while JLaw was walking to the strage. People are taking this fall truther stuff way too seriously.

He was a good enough idol for Satan and Saddam Hussein.

I literally laughed out loud when I saw this. Well played.