don't forget Helen Thomas! her guffaws were magic.

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Well, why don't we just throw it up here for everyone to enjoy? We all win in this scenario.

And thus proving my point...

Or the people hijacking the thread to discuss male circumcision.

"Do you want to be famous, baby?"

While it was good that Chris Brown's anger issues were at some point being addressed, he really should be in an intensive batterer's intervention program (yes, as a DVS I know they don't really work, but it could potentially help). PTSD and bipolar disorder do not make someone a batterer.

I had promised myself I wasn't going to become a swooning Mark Shrayber fan girl, but goddammit, here you are with a Ghostwriter reference! I'm down for the count.

"but he does compare the sexual imagery in his work to that of Robert Mapplethorpe and Helmut Newton"

I love how people who sexually abuse women are always the only ones concerned about the "real victims" of abuse. Treating me as a criminal would really dilute the understanding of the word criminal, you guys, because I've thought about it and I really don't want to be considered a criminal.

Just looking into his eyes feels like he's jacking off onto my face.

I have been referring to them as the Get Off My Lawn pundit class, but I like your version quite a bit, also.

My husband and I will still watch that when we need a good laugh. It was perfect. I'm always STILL surprised how amazing it is.

That correspondent's dinner was epic and the funniest part was when Colbert told Stewart the news beforehand and he responded by asking something like, 'Are you sure they even know what you do?' Clearly they did not. Using comedy to further White House mandates is great when it works, but I really felt bad for those…

Your "science" and "logic" have no place when it comes to MOTHER'S INTUITION.

And the elderly, and infants, and the immunocompromised.

It's a doggone shame.

If Maru had not been intentionally and blatantly excluded from this rigged tournament, he would have gone all the way. In my mind, there is only one True Champion.

Picture of the above commenter, suspiciously left out.

Cats are better than dogs but corgis are the best dogs so I am ok with this.