Man, isn't True Detective SO GOOD, though? Team McConaughey!

A single reference to "midpriced sweatpants." That's it. I feel you may be overreacting.

I love that the guy demanding "classiness" from a black woman is wearing a confederate flag t-shirt in his profile pic.

I largely agree with this.

Yup. Nailed it.

Yup, fightinginfishnets nailed it. I was wearing a 36 band, when I'm actually a 32. Still, I had a LOT of cleavage. I really don't know how I kept that insanity going for so long, but I'm comforted knowing I'm not the only one.

Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker. Sherlock and Watson are NOT GAY TOGETHER JUST BECAUSE THEY LIVED TOGETHER AND GET ALONG.

Fellow big boob ladies: Try a "spacer foam" bra. Like this one that worked wonders for keeping my under-tit area dry. It's the Fantasie "Rebecca" Spacer Foam Bra:

For real. My G cups have been so much more cool and comfy since I found out I wasn't actually (hangs head in shame for over a decade of ignorance) a D cup.

I heartily approve.

YES!!! Streaming on Netflix.

*Obnoxious victory dance*

I've already seen Portlandia in its entirety. And I live in Portland. That fulfills my end. Get ready to be entertained and amazed. Hope you like weird.

Ok, point taken.

Alrighty.

And? It's Twin Fucking Peaks. That shit is immortal.

Utterly unacceptable.

Not acceptable. Twin Peaks is on Netflix. Get on that.

Actually, I would say David O. Russell is better known for any one of his excellent films over the past 20 years, or for being literally insane. Not so much that perm thing.

His contempt for the rich, artsy-fartsy couple who were considering "terminating," in their own cold, dead-eyed parlance, a cat that scratched their expensive furniture because they were too snobby to buy a single "ugly" scratching post or piece of cat furniture, is what really sealed the deal for me. He hated those…