Polyamory is the only answer to this puzzle.

Oh, man, insta-sad. I'm still not over it.

I don't follow. Too Cute Kittens is fucking amazing.

The one that stands out to me is Animal Cops Detroit where a dog that had been left outside in 5 degree weather was on the verge of freezing to death. They saved him and brought him into the ASPCA vet, a creepy, emotionless Dr. Death sort who looked bored and asked the officer, "So, what are we doing with this one? …

Yeah, his look is...not great. Not my cup of tea, at least. But, fuck it. He genuinely seems like a great person and that show makes me appreciate my own cats more.

Yes. That's why the correct spelling is an accident.

It was a total accident that he spelled "dichotomy" correctly.

Finally some common ground.

Insult someone = Brave. Bold. REAL. Keepin' it real, ya'll.

For all I know, Kinja isn't even showing me all of the posts, as it's been a bitch lately, so who the hell knows. But calling other photographers crap isn't very cool of you, period. I guess I just don't see what the point is. What is gained by insulting her like that? It's one thing to call people out for being…

She said that color balance, brightness and levels are standard things to alter, and your response was that, no, you should get a good shot in the first place, like photographers used to do before Photoshop. That was pretty indicative that you are not ok with color correction. Now you're backtracking.

The fact that you're so dogmatic that you think ANY use of Photoshop, even mild, standard stuff, automatically earns one the label of "crap photographer" and, therefore, fair game, really tells me all I need to know.

I'm confused...you think any sort of alteration via Photoshop makes one a crap photographer, yet you think Photoshop Queen Annie Leibovitiz is an example of a admirable photographer? By your logic, she should be the poster child for what a photographer shouldn't do. It's not just the Dunham shoot, it's how Annie…

The Dutch version really gets under your skin. The creepiness is often so subtle that it only makes it that much more disturbing. The sense of dread throughout, even before the shit hits the fan, is suffocating. Definitely one of the better psychological horror films I've seen.

Yeah, LeAnn probably still mutters to herself when she checks her Twitter and has trained herself to slap her own hand away to avoid responding.

I vaguely remember that Twitter thing. Granted, I really don't follow anything about her at all. Didn't she pipe down with that stuff? Sort of learned her lesson? Again, something that Brandi Glanville seems incapable of.

Brandi Glanville being on that show is the best thing that's ever happened to LeAnn's and Eddie's reputations. Now, instead of saying, "how terrible of them," everyone thinks, "Ohhhhh, right. "

Brandi Glanville has convinced me that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are probably perfectly lovely and balanced individuals. At least by comparison.

My dad tried to take me to a New Kids on the Block concert when I was 9, but couldn't get tickets. He took me to The Beach Boys instead. That was my first concert and it was really fun because I was such a daddy's girl.

It's possibly even funnier in the opposite direction. I'll just leave this here. I think this was the moment I realized how much I enjoy Jason Sudekis: