I've never seen the American version of The Vanishing. Only the original Dutch film, and I'm still not over that one.

I told my husband I would totally sleep with Robert Pattinson or Gael Garcia Bernal if given the chance, but in reality, it's a list of about 10 people. Benedict and Hiddles are definitely on that list.

He endeared himself to me forevermore with that "Wino Forever" fix.

Dan Stevens looks great. Good call on that beard, Dan. His new movie intrigues me. Fuck you, Julian Fellowes, for making his season 3 storyline, "I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON FINANCE, HARRUMPH." A "shellshock" storyline would have been perfect. The opportunity was staring Fellowes in the face. What a waste.

I'll show them fair! My white glow will entrance them.

Here is a metaphor for the Obamas' convo on this situation:

Obviously everyone knows smoking is one of the worst things you can do, but obtuseness about WHY people smoke never fails to get me rolling my eyes.

JORDAN CATALANO IS 42??????

You've got to be kidding with this hairshirt monstrosity. Jesus Christ. No one wears couture worse than Lena. Not that this isn't completely preposterous to begin with. It feels like Anna Wintour is trolling her. "Honestly, Lena, this outfit is so hot right now!"

Has there ever been a special Target designer collection that didn't revolve around loud and downright insane prints?

He was adorable on Celebrity Ghost Stories. Kid loved his grandma.

I'm totally accepting of kids on airplanes, unlike many people. It can't be helped. Even crying is unavoidable. That's what headphones are for. But seat kicking is a different thing altogether. The parent should put a stop to that immediately, every time, no exceptions. Ever.

It could end like the plane ride I took over Christmas where a woman somewhat rudely pointed out that a child was kicking her seat

Still not ok. Not black, can't use that word. The end.

Aaron Carter is very endearing and I sort of hate myself for thinking that.

"Willow Smith explained to V magazine why she turned down the role of Annie: "I just wanted to chill, and be at home, and decompress, and just find out what I wanna do and where I stand on this planet, with the little tiny place we have. I just feel like I want to do it different than the world's ready for."

Those turtlenecks, though.

I really wish Gawker Media would do a Comment of the Day award. You win. This made my day, thanks.

Exactly. There is something unbearable about privileged white people screeching about the supposed hypocrisy of black people using the n word. That's THEIR word, white people. Not all black people approve of using it, either, but white people really have absolutely no say in the discussion, IMO. Fellow White…

I couldn't agree more. As a lily-white person, that drives me insane. I don't care for willful obtuseness.