Oh hai, comment twin. Oops. But yes, THIS.

Kanye can use the n word as much as he damn well pleases, because he's black. Period. I'm so tired of hearing that false equivalency. Black people do not use that word as a racial slur. That's a bit of a key difference, there, whether anyone likes it or not.

Right? I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone when people don't see it.

He seems like a douchebag for sure, but I admit I really have no idea what he's actually done that's so douchey. But I'm sure there is something. Wasn't he the dude in the Paris Hilton sex tape? I guess that's enough right there.

Sure, Steven McQueen/Jeremy Gilbert is a vampire...the same way that Buffy Summers was a vampire. *eyeroll* So, you know, not any more true than the last three times Callie said that in Dirt Bag.

I feel like this is proof of my longstanding belief that extreme cynicism makes you stupid.

The existence of Farrah Abraham is exactly what Courtney Stodden needs in her quest to be taken more seriously.

I'm quite sure I have not laid eyes on those two for a good 20 years. Now I'm stuck in a nostalgia vortex.

Screw Somerhalder and Dobrev! My boyfriend Joseph Morgan won Best Actor in a New TV Series for playing my fantasy, Niklaus Mikaelson! I admittedly love The Vampire Diaries, but The Originals is better. Case in point:

I was 12 then. And I thought 32 was ancient. *sigh*

Err...you mean 20th? I think you're in Oldz denial.

You know there's no smoke with e-cigs, right? It's just water vapor. No combustion.

Yeah nothing is more popular with little kids in general than "don't touch it."

I love Catherine Breillat. The Last Mistress is actually my favorite. Thanks in no small part to the "female gaze" so derided by Bret Easton Ellis, the sexed-up dandy character who should have been completely insufferable was actually compelling and dare I say, lovable. To say nothing of Asia Argento's fantastic…

Ok, I'm just going to say it — Mary Harron's adaptatation of American Psycho is much, much better than the book. Not to mention, a more faithful adaptation would have been unwatchable torture porn, even by torture porn standards. I know it's an old quote, but another hearty "fuck off" to Bret Easton Ellis. The…

Yup, total marketing ploy. I've never seen so many uncool and painfully conventional 20 year olds with unusual haircuts.

I have no trouble at all believing that.

Not to me.

I get the impression that it won't be the sort of poop they were hoping for. This could be bad. Very bad.

Right? It's really not fair. If DDL is in the running, you can just give it up.