Aaron Carter is very endearing and I sort of hate myself for thinking that.

"Willow Smith explained to V magazine why she turned down the role of Annie: "I just wanted to chill, and be at home, and decompress, and just find out what I wanna do and where I stand on this planet, with the little tiny place we have. I just feel like I want to do it different than the world's ready for."

Those turtlenecks, though.

I really wish Gawker Media would do a Comment of the Day award. You win. This made my day, thanks.

Exactly. There is something unbearable about privileged white people screeching about the supposed hypocrisy of black people using the n word. That's THEIR word, white people. Not all black people approve of using it, either, but white people really have absolutely no say in the discussion, IMO. Fellow White…

I couldn't agree more. As a lily-white person, that drives me insane. I don't care for willful obtuseness.

Oh hai, comment twin. Oops. But yes, THIS.

Kanye can use the n word as much as he damn well pleases, because he's black. Period. I'm so tired of hearing that false equivalency. Black people do not use that word as a racial slur. That's a bit of a key difference, there, whether anyone likes it or not.

Right? I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone when people don't see it.

He seems like a douchebag for sure, but I admit I really have no idea what he's actually done that's so douchey. But I'm sure there is something. Wasn't he the dude in the Paris Hilton sex tape? I guess that's enough right there.

Sure, Steven McQueen/Jeremy Gilbert is a vampire...the same way that Buffy Summers was a vampire. *eyeroll* So, you know, not any more true than the last three times Callie said that in Dirt Bag.

I feel like this is proof of my longstanding belief that extreme cynicism makes you stupid.

The existence of Farrah Abraham is exactly what Courtney Stodden needs in her quest to be taken more seriously.

I'm quite sure I have not laid eyes on those two for a good 20 years. Now I'm stuck in a nostalgia vortex.

Screw Somerhalder and Dobrev! My boyfriend Joseph Morgan won Best Actor in a New TV Series for playing my fantasy, Niklaus Mikaelson! I admittedly love The Vampire Diaries, but The Originals is better. Case in point:

I was 12 then. And I thought 32 was ancient. *sigh*

Err...you mean 20th? I think you're in Oldz denial.

You know there's no smoke with e-cigs, right? It's just water vapor. No combustion.

Yeah nothing is more popular with little kids in general than "don't touch it."

I love Catherine Breillat. The Last Mistress is actually my favorite. Thanks in no small part to the "female gaze" so derided by Bret Easton Ellis, the sexed-up dandy character who should have been completely insufferable was actually compelling and dare I say, lovable. To say nothing of Asia Argento's fantastic…