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I actually really like Kate Middleton (though I reserve a bit of side-eye for Pippa), and I really don't have a problem with the royal family. But anything that comes out of Morrissey's mouth is gold. He can do no wrong in my eyes. I can't stand PETA, either, but I give him a pass on that, too. Who is more

You know, I don't think I've ever truly disliked Kanye until he hated on Zappos. That is uncalled for, sir. They carry many fabulous brands and they have free overnight shipping for repeat customers. I mean, who does that? It is amazing. They very likely have the best retail customer service on the planet. Shut

I was reading this issue while I was getting my hair done, and when I saw that...thing, I held up the page and yelled at my stylist, "THE FUCK IS THIS THING?" Really. It just sort of came out.

"which, as far as characters go, was a goddamn national treasure"

Mine is sort of opposite of that. She is a very warm person who loves kids, but had only one. That one turned out to be a bit of a dud in the form of my cold, narcissistic mom (yay for me! And my Nanny). As a child, my mom hated to be touched or held. I really don't know why they never had another kid. I don't

Yeah, that Scott and Khloe would do platonic hand holding seems almost normal for that family. If there was anything going on, I seriously doubt they would hold hands in public. Or maybe that's what they want you to think!!!!

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I used to think the same thing, but I found these guided meditations by Andy Puddicombe to be extremely helpful:

I see your Ken Watanabe and raise you a Takeshi Kaneshiro:

Proof that virulent Cat Haters are generally complete psychos: The "cat people are all suffering from toxoplasmosis that tricks them into liking cats" freak who trolls every single cat-related thread, ever.

Wu-Tang Brows ain't nothin' to fuck with.

Yeah, that photo is incredibly unflattering, and Kendall Jenner is gorgeous, IMO.

Every time I see it, I heckle Scott Tenorman. He's so convinced that he is putting Cartman in his place, and I'm all, "oh, honey, noooooo." He had no clue who he was dealing with.

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OMG GAEL!!! He is undoubtedly my all-time favorite crush. I have seen all of his films multiple times. Almodovar's Bad Education is my favorite film of all time. I cannot say enough about how spectacular this man is. Looks, brains, sensitivity, social and political sophistication, just...GUH.

North and South, ya'll!

I was one of the original commenters since 2005, but I've barely touched HP in two years. It went WAY downhill with the AOL buyout. Now, when I do read the comments, I feel like I need to take a shower immediately.

I think he might be my spirit animal too. Whenever he's at his most sociopathic, I find myself nodding along far too much. That Scott Tenorman was a douche, anyway. I can think of a few people whose parents I'd like to feed them in chili.

Suits?? What, are you afraid of looking like a LADY?? SMH.

I've been thinking about doing the fringed poncho thing. I keep getting these emails from Alternative Apparel about their new Peruvian wool ponchos.

Incredibly sage advice from Eric Cartman.