Gillian Anderson will always be the Queen of Side-Eye and The Artfully Raised Eyebrow. She is a goddess.

But she's a lady! Ladies aren't supposed to wear suits. Janelle, you're a woman, and you should look like one! Says some douchebag who's dating some moron who works for The Huffington Post.

My grandmother dealt with some haters among her fellow Air Force wives in Madrid in the early 50s for her sweetheart neckline dresses that she made herself. They said she looked like a tramp. Um, I've seen those dresses and they were BOSS and classy as hell. They just hated her because she was young, hot, British…

Ugh, I was so glad when ultra low-rise everything went out of fashion, especially pants. But my husband LOVES that look. Sorry, mr. vmarie, I don't enjoy feeling a draft all day and pulling up my pants every time I slightly move so I don't expose myself. Ultra low-rise pants aren't mean to be worn doing anything…

I bet you look hella cute. Fuck them all.

RIGHT? What straight man not in the fashion industry knows that Isabel Marant wedge sneakers is a thing??

If I dressed for my husband, I'd never wear anything but low rise bootcut pants, hiking boots and some sort of sporty Patagonia jacket (I do have a waterproof Patagonia trench, because I live in Portland. But it's a trench).

"comfort-hating losers"

"Your beat-up Rainbow sandals. They're not that expensive! Buy a new pair, and stop wearing them after Labor Day."

Right? I am having ALL of the grandpa feels about this whole "Bush paints and poses adorably next to his paintings" thing. I'm somewhat conflicted, but fuck it. He's hella cute now.

So...did anyone else immediately think of this during the part where he crouches down to talk to the homeless person for whom he has nothing but seething contempt?

Ew. Guess tip skimming isn't just for batshit crazy "Baking Company" owners.

Yeah, Bragg's website says it's fine.

My only experience with something like this was that I met Britt Walford, the drummer for Slint, in Louisville. My friend's ex-boyfriend was his childhood friend. The four of us went to Outback Steakhouse and walked around a civil war graveyard. I am a huge fan, so I was trying so hard not to fangirl and make an…

Holy crap. I adore lemon anything. I'm on it.

From Bragg's website. I googled because I had the same "oh shit" moment:

YES! You are correct. SoCo brand eggnog is the best ever. I like to alternate the regular and the vanilla spice. I drank half a carton last night on opening night of my yearly nog-fest, and it is punishing me today. I think I'm lactose intolerant now, but I refuse to give it up. I look forward to that shit every…

RIGHT? I'm not sure if you have to, though.

Mmmmm tart cherry juice.

I have a bad habit of buying every single Whole Foods brand Fig & Date greek yogurt on the shelf. I look around guiltily before dumping that whole section into my basket. Then I'll add in some of the other flavors. I end up buying 10-15 at a time, which I know seems insane.