He looks like a version of Wallace Shawn who has a man-crush on Guy Fieri.

Such an unbelievable book. We had a long The Gift of Fear convo on Jez a few months ago and you probably participated in that, but I will NEVER forget the story of the woman who let the rapist in her apartment against her instincts and finally listened to those instincts in time to realize she was about to be…

Re: Hayley. I feel like step 1 was making her more likeable, and step 2 is going to be fleshing out her character more, especially with regards to her past and her "werewolf royalty" family, and not least her new status as hybrid sire. At the very least, I feel Phoebe Tonkin has shown some potential that I…

A big fat "NO" to all of that. Just...no.

Agreed. The man is amazing, and dare I say, Alexander Skarsgard could learn a lot from Joseph Morgan's portrayal of a hot, blonde, 1000-year-old vampire. I know that won't be a popular sentiment around these parts, but I have never understood the level of Skarsgard worship. JoMo is simply doing it better, guys.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that a report of "no fatalities" from someone whose spouse works at the hospital is perfectly support and star-worthy.

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST GET THAT IN MY BELLY.

I am going to murder Kinja for refusing to post the "Scott's fashionable entrance" part. Dammit.

I'm going to take all of Sara's advice as gospel from now on, because she is apparently as obsessed with Michael Shannon as I am.

I found it! It's a duo.

My guess is that they don't write him off because he is one of the best characters on the show. Top 3, easily. I'm not sure which show you're watching. They're not "scrambling" to connect him with Capone, they've simply done it. It's kismet.

Scott Disick is probably the only person Kanye will outright ask for fashion advice. Somewhere there is a gif of Kanye's incredulous reaction the first time he realized how dapper Scott is, and it is wonderful. I prefer Scott's approach to Kanye's — instead of constantly droning on about how fashionable he is, he…

I usually hit the juice bar for lunch. I get the nutrients from two pounds of veggies, so I feel a lot better when I once again fail to eat any green veggies for dinner. I eat a lot of whole fruit, so I get fiber from that and other sources. And I eat whole veggies at least a couple times a week.

The first time I saw the Uncle Fucker scene is and will forever remain the hardest I have ever laughed at anything. I was actually afraid I was going to pass out. Then it happened again when I saw the Puff Daddy-style remix.

I see your point, but like you, I think it's good enough to be really entertaining.

Yeah, one of the things that has surprised me the most about The Originals is how much I've come to appreciate Hayley. And I despised her on TVD. At first I thought the whole pregnancy storyline was a travesty because I immediately connected it with Twilight, but now I'm starting to see Julie Plec's vision on that…

First of all, the people who watch/listen/go to female pop star shows are usually WOMEN and GAY MEN. (read: the fabulous set.)

I'm going to disagree with Glitterbug a bit in that I think it does get better as we learn more about Dracula and VanHelsing's backstories. I am dying to know how Dracula got in cahoots with Renfield, and that relationship is pretty much the best part of the show. In episode 3, Renfield basically tells a rich racist…

Girl, I am still reeling from Tuesday's episode of The Originals. So much angst. If the CW wasn't (obviously) blacklisted from the Emmys, I feel like Joseph Morgan could win or at least be nominated. I am digging it more than TVD right now, proabably because the Mikaelsons had become my favorite part of the show.