I'm going to take all of Sara's advice as gospel from now on, because she is apparently as obsessed with Michael Shannon as I am.

I found it! It's a duo.

My guess is that they don't write him off because he is one of the best characters on the show. Top 3, easily. I'm not sure which show you're watching. They're not "scrambling" to connect him with Capone, they've simply done it. It's kismet.

Scott Disick is probably the only person Kanye will outright ask for fashion advice. Somewhere there is a gif of Kanye's incredulous reaction the first time he realized how dapper Scott is, and it is wonderful. I prefer Scott's approach to Kanye's — instead of constantly droning on about how fashionable he is, he…

I usually hit the juice bar for lunch. I get the nutrients from two pounds of veggies, so I feel a lot better when I once again fail to eat any green veggies for dinner. I eat a lot of whole fruit, so I get fiber from that and other sources. And I eat whole veggies at least a couple times a week.

The first time I saw the Uncle Fucker scene is and will forever remain the hardest I have ever laughed at anything. I was actually afraid I was going to pass out. Then it happened again when I saw the Puff Daddy-style remix.

I see your point, but like you, I think it's good enough to be really entertaining.

Yeah, one of the things that has surprised me the most about The Originals is how much I've come to appreciate Hayley. And I despised her on TVD. At first I thought the whole pregnancy storyline was a travesty because I immediately connected it with Twilight, but now I'm starting to see Julie Plec's vision on that…

First of all, the people who watch/listen/go to female pop star shows are usually WOMEN and GAY MEN. (read: the fabulous set.)

I'm going to disagree with Glitterbug a bit in that I think it does get better as we learn more about Dracula and VanHelsing's backstories. I am dying to know how Dracula got in cahoots with Renfield, and that relationship is pretty much the best part of the show. In episode 3, Renfield basically tells a rich racist…

Girl, I am still reeling from Tuesday's episode of The Originals. So much angst. If the CW wasn't (obviously) blacklisted from the Emmys, I feel like Joseph Morgan could win or at least be nominated. I am digging it more than TVD right now, proabably because the Mikaelsons had become my favorite part of the show.

Dear lame frat boys of the world: None of you will ever dress as well as Scott Disick. EVER.

Billy Ray is not Billy Ray without the mullet. The first time I saw him with his Keith Urban hair, I was like "what is this fuckery??" I was incensed. He should be required by law to have this look forever:

Yeah, the entire rationale was bizarre. It was as if Chua-Eoan said to himself, "how can I make myself and my magazine look as bad as humanly possible with my answer?"

Damn. That's not as good as my "buddy comedy with Billy Ray" idea, of course, but I'm sold nonetheless.

I am currently digging Cover Girl's Flamed Out mascara. I had been a die-hard fan of the plastic bristles mascaras like Lash Blast and Lash Blast Fusion, but this one is fab. It has longer, thicker bristles at the end to get that outer corner curl going. And it doesn't flake, which is pretty much the most important…

a) as soon as I saw that close-up pic of the Duchess a couple of weeks ago, I knew we would never, ever hear the end of it. Newsflash, haters: Her forehead is wrinkled there because of her facial expression. People's foreheads often scrunch, even yours! Make a few faces in the mirror sometime, you utter shitheads.…

Pam's pixie is absolutely the best of the lot. I was hella surprised.

Yeah, I'm not going to go speculate about why, but Bossip is incredibly homophobic in their approach.