You are far, far behind on this story. Catch up on the FOUR victims who came forward only to be ignored, and get back to me.

Yeah I tried the "Flamed Out" and I liked it even better than my usual go-to, LashBlast Fusion.

I have yet to find an eyelash curler that doesn't pull out my eyelashes, and I've tried a LOT of them and use a gentle hand. If you tell me that Japonesque doesn't pull out your eyelashes, I might have to give it a try.

I was once called racist for saying that I found Bossip to be a particularly awful gossip site (an incredible feat), and...I just don't know what the hell to do with that. But it truly is terrible any way you slice it.

I just googled it. He said nothing about compelling girlfriends specifically, just that it would be kind of cool to be able to do it in general. It was a throwaway tongue-in-cheek answer to a throwaway hypothetical softball question.

I totally read that as "Britney's new perfume, Song."

I don't usually go for the older, distinguished thing, but damn. That was some sexy law enforcement angst.

Yeah, as much as she said she's over it (and I tend to believe her, actually), bringing this up more than 15 years later, except without all that context of the competing rumors that were swirling at the time, is going to make KB look worse than perhaps he deserves.

Don't forget Wild at Heart Nicholas Cage. His snakeskin jacket was totally a sign of his individuality and his belief in personal freedom.

You aren't going to share what he said?

The Kenneth Branagh-Emma Thomspon-HBC love triangle was undoubtedly the classiest and most British scandal of all time.

Tell me you've seen BBC's Wallander.

Yeah, I remember how upset you were when Troy McGreggor's lip started quivering that time. He just wanted to see his dad again so badly, and you totally wanted to make that happen for him. *sniff*

That bow, tho. Yikes.

I swear at least 90 percent of his Kitchen Nightmares freakouts are not because someone dared to challenge his authority or anything like that, but rather because they thought it would be a great idea to store week-old seafood next to black mold.

I totally agree. I've seen each and every episode of Kitchen Nightmares (US and UK), as well as much Master Chef, and I don't think he's an asshole at all. The people he yells at, on Kitchen Nightmares anyway, are frequently delusional psychopaths who think nothing of feeding salmonella chicken to paying customers. …

This certainly puts my BC problems into perspective. I've recently been quite pouty about a couple of developments. First, I had to stop taking the active pills straight through (skipping my period) because I had so much breakthrough bleeding. I would have not only spotting, but also random, gushing, week-long…

Yes! It cannot be stressed enough that the context of his column as a whole makes that one quote about "conventional views" even worse.

Exactly. The "mistake" is that the dog whistle was too obvious. Because in context (every public figure's favorite excuse when they say something shitty), that quote actually becomes even more disturbing and unequivocally racist.

"But I have yet to see anything substantive about the awards or about the discourses surrounding Malala"