You know, the phrase "punchable face" gets thrown around a lot, but this series of Roast Busters selfies has convinced me that a phrase much more violent is needed. "Crushable face?" Or perhaps just this screen shot from Drive:

We NEED to see this photo.

I'm sorry, but this idea that Stephen Moyer is not absolutely perfect for this role is fucking preposterous. He's hella good as Vampire Bill (what of it?), of course, but it's not actually the only thing he's done. He had a solid career in the UK before True Blood and he's a great dramatic actor who can also sing…

I'm gonna solve this mystery real quick-like. This poster hates women. A lot.

Yeah, I knew it was a thing, but I hadn't thought that much about doing it until I saw that commercial. It's like, fuck your Target dishes and pillows, just give me that honey-cheese and a paper plate.

Here's a tangenitally related question: Has anyone else seen that Target commercial where the hip young woman in some insanely perfect brownstone prepares for entertaining her guests by, like, fluffing a bunch of twee Target pillows, but also dumping honey all over some fancy blue cheese?

I'm a little confused by this response. I'm not the one complaining about gossip being reposted in Dirt Bag. That's the point. What good does this knee-jerk contrarianism really accomplish? What does pearl-clutching that completely ignores context add to the discussion? Why do people who are consistently offended…

Fox doesn't frame itself as a deconstruction of real news, the way Jezebel has clearly framed Dirt Bag as a deconstruction of celeb gossip. It's important to note the context of Dirt Bag and Midweek Madness. Context is important, is what I'm saying.

Right? All it needs is some green slime and a mopey, teenage Claire Danes.

I don't know who Dustin Lynch is, but I find people who point at me with that insanely enthusiastic expression on their faces absolutely terrifying.

It is what it is. Of course they want clicks, that's how they stay afloat. I don't recall Jezebel taking the "moral high ground" where Dirt Bag (fucking DIRT BAG) is concerned, but whatever. No one is forcing anyone to lurk here pursing their lips and clucking their tongues and derisively sniffing.

DIRT BAG IS A DECONSTRUCTION OF THE DAY'S GOSSIP NEWS

Actually, Jezebel shows a lot of distateful things — IN THE CONTEXT OF DIRT BAG. There's always that possibility of an exception, but I guess this made the cut. Oh well. You're still concern trolling.

DIRT BAG IS A DECONSTRUCTION OF THE DAY'S GOSSIP NEWS

Is who willing to do what? I'm not sure what's unclear here. Two girls reported their rapes back in 2011. The Auckland Police lied in their statement, then tried to backpedal and say they are now investigating the reports that were made 2 years ago, despite the utter lack of interest or investigation at the time.

And now we find out that two girls did complain — 2 years ago. And absolutely nothing happened. Inspector Bruce Scott lied through his teeth.

Right, like it makes so much difference if they just post the link. The level of self-righteousness that people exhibit about these things strikes me as, shall we say, a bit disingenuous. Not Jezebel's doing. In the public domain. The end.

Is it really that difficult to understand what Dirt Bag is? It's not celebrity gossip per se, it's a deconstruction of the celebrity gossip hawked by other sources of media. One can both post about the day's top gossip and also think the original material is invasive and shitty. Sure, they could just ignore it and…

Two girls reported their rapes by this group to Auckland police in 2011. Two girls were "brave enough" and they were ignored anyway. Try again.

Exactly! She's not exactly known for her "natural look" to begin with. It's amazing what you can do with makeup and a trowel.