Well, she's right, those pumpkin pubes are indeed quite disturbing. And you're right about the seeds. You'd make a much better pumpkin artist.

Man, it sucks that it's too late for you to switch to an OBGYN with a sense of humor. Now you'll have to cancel all the hilarious birth-related pranks you had planned.

HARRUMPH.

If there's one single thing that the editors of OK! and I will ever agree on, it's shipping the everloving fuck out of Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny. Scully and Mulder 4-eva.

Hmmm...maybe gaydar is most effective on those of the same sex. Opposite-sex gaydar is probably about as effective as the gaydar of straight people. That would make sense. As a straight woman, I sometimes think people are gay, but I know I'm out of my depth and I certainly wouldn't take it to the bank.

"Gaydar" strikes me as a relatively solid phenomenon.

I totally agree. It's just that a rumor linking him with Vera Wang, of all people, seems so strange and completely random that it seems like there has to be a kernel of truth to it.

I completely agree about non-sexual touching (at least not overtly sexual) and emotional intimacy being integral to wanting to have sex more often/more enjoyable sex. For a long time I thought my libido had dropped off. I was frustrated, my husband was frustrated, it sucked. I did some introspection as well and I…

They must also be roommates! Melissa is a slob who just doesn't give a shit, and Jason is a fastidious clean freak. Hijinks ensue.

Stephen Moyer is perfect for the role. Carrie Underwood, not so much.

The Vera Wang thing really threw me for a loop. I mean, what?? Why would she, of all people, agree to this beard thing?

Right? At least Johnny Weir has a sense of humor. He's a diva, but he's at least honest.

I'm so confused about Evan Lysacek. He's still pretending to be straight? And he's screwing Vera Wang in the process? So, so confused.

No, the Russian position is that they reserve the right to arrest and detain any Olympic athletes in their country who are openly gay. They are in no way making an exception, at least not publicly. Whether they will be willing to actually risk arresting another country's citizens is another question entirely, but…

You take Shane and I'll take Ryan.

I was thinking the same thing. Adam Scott looks full-on bobblehead in this photo, and in real life he doesn't actually have an unusually large head.

I like how about halfway through, he remembers he really likes Girl Scout cookies, so he equivocates with, "well, just mark out the girl scout stuff with a Sharpie." Even though you've just given money to the Girl Scouts organization, it's all ok if you get out a Sharpie. That's honoring God.

I was going to make the exact same comment. Get out of my head!

That's the great Idris Elba, a Brit who starred in The Wire, Luther and Pacific Rim.

It reminds me of something that happened in Ewan McGregor's motorcycle road trip series Long Way Round. He gets clipped by a car in Canada and when they all stop, the kid who gets out of the car is 16 and on one of his first drives alone. He is totally shellshocked with a look on his face that says HOLY FUCK I JUST…