Even if it's cheesy, it's a great song, and her delivery is beautiful, even if she's not a "real" singer, a la Adele. I mean, she sounds better than Nico. Nico is amazing, but Lana Del Ray is not the first singer to cultivate an image effectively while making good music, despite her less than ideal vocals.

James Franco really should win Best Supporting Actor for Spring Breakers. He won't, but he should. Say what you want about him, but he was fucking amazing in that. Alien was a character for the ages.

It really is. I so wanted to hate Lana Del Ray, because her carefully curated image got on my nerves, but I didn't actually listen to any of her music. Then I heard that song and I was like, "whoah." I actually really love her voice and that song is just gold. I admit to listening to it on repeat for almost a…

It's thanks to Rush Limbaugh and other right wing bloviators who relentlessly pushed the term "feminazi" into the lexicon.

That was classic. She was so patient with him, and this was before any significant number of people realized that Ali G was actually Sasha Baron Cohen.

I think it's only been about 6 years, and he's had his own firm for that whole time, which is crazy considering his lack of success. Mid 40s — law school was later in life. His two previous partners had the initials JS and TH. Current partner is EK, without whom the firm would likely crumble. Waaaaay to good to be…

Yup, that's the one. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when GL left the firm. I'm sure things were thrown and you could hear the screaming a mile away. One-sided, of course.

I'm willing to bet money that Obama had never even heard of Terry Richardson until approximately 2 minutes before he went in front of that camera. If that. And Uncle Terry finishes every photo shoot with that dumb thumbs-up thing.

This was my last splurge, except that I have the brown one with shades of pink in the braided strap. It originally retailed for $600, but I paid $200 on eBay. Got the certificate of authenticity and the original receipt and all that, but I would never pay even $600 for a purse. I adore Lockheart (the leather is…

Good god, that bag is gorgeous. That's probably the first LV bag I've seen that I can say I love. I'm sorry you couldn't have it. My idea of a splurge is a Lockheart or a Tano bag, so, you know, between a tenth and a twentieth of that sparkly beauty. And still not cheap.

"Maybe it wasn't the right time, but when is it ever?"

I think Julie Plec has vastly overestimated the loyalty that someone like Caroline (a level-headed badass who nonetheless likes to be treated like a queen) would have to someone like Tyler. Hopefully now that the threat of Klaus isn't hanging over his head, she'll let it go.

Exactly. "Oh, they wouldn't cooperate after I inexplicably dropped the felony charges with no valid explanation and now everyone is mad at me!"

You dump him. Immediately.

My mom is so talented that she almost let me drown as a child while she watched impassively, instigated a hostile takeover of her own father's company which she then ran into the ground, eventually found out that she is pretty good at making money at real estate, and now spends her time dropping cash on mostly silly…

I think I know exactly which Portland Divorce Lawyer you are talking about. Known for throwing things at her assistants? And whose much younger colleague with a far better reputation for professionalism just left to start her own firm and took one of the associates with her?

Oregon.

I think he was talking about that subtle unique smell that everyone has, that you likely wouldn't notice unless you have some sort of intimacy with the person. But not necessarily body odor. However, I think a lot of people secretly feel the way you do. Not so much me, because I'm a clean freak, but I've heard that…

Also, she totally knows who he is. You're writing Dirt Bag, Callie. You don't get to play this "celebrity, what is it??" game without making everyone roll their eyes. If you write about Kim Kardashian, you're not going to add to your lame factor by admitting you know who a successful TV actor is. At least he's…

The Originals is all Klaus, all the time. And I'm still not giving up on Klaroline. Lots of crossover possibilities. Clearly, Caroline and Tyler aren't going to work out. Because, duh.