Hey, back off. I called dibs ages ago, lady.

"He got so damn moping."

Agreed. Elena and Damon have NO chemistry (and they didn't even when Ian and Nina were a couple). She had much more chemistry with Paul Wesley, and he's also better looking IMO.

a) I never want to see Ted Cruz's face ever again.

I would love to know, what, exactly, that particular major malfunction is.

I mean, bully for you if you've never been drunk, Ms. Yoffe, but don't pretend like never having been drunk is the baseline, standard state of affairs, deviance from which makes one an alcoholic. You're actually the weird one, lady.

I also wore an assortment of brands of bikini underwear. Didn't like any of them. Even tried going down a size. Still disliked. It's almost like, I don't know, womens' bodies are different, along with their perceptions, or something?

For fuck's sake, even their COOKING column is called, "You're Doing it Wrong."

I don't think her advice is always awful. She's got some great insights on certain things, and as a survivor of child abuse, her mantra of "you don't have to forgive" appeals to me. But she consistently drops the ball on rape culture and is ridiculously judgmental about even occasional drunkenness.

Right on, Erin. If only you hadn't written that thong-shaming thing based on an shit HuffPo fluff article, you'd win the day.

I wouldn't put it past them.

I've heard good things.

"Don't wear thongs, guys. Wouldn't you rather have a visible panty line than a crotch infection?"

a) Small amount of fabric that you get used to very quickly and which many women, including me, don't feel at all, preferable to the shifting rear fabric of regular panties. Stays in place. No shifting. No bunching.

Hanky Panky?

YES! This is what I'm always thinking when people say thongs are uncomfortable — the key to comfort is LESS FABRIC IN BACK, YO.

I totally agree. Once you get used to them, you don't even feel it back there. Unlike regular panties, which were always shifting around and giving me weird, uneven fabric-heavy wedgies. The amount of fabric that's between your cheeks with a thong is small enough that you eventually forget it's there, and thong…

That "Bruce Jenner Wants to be a Woman!!" headline is probably the first tabloid headline in years that has actually made me do a double-take. Well done, Star, you fucking sleazebags.

I'm a paralegal. When I was finishing up my paralegal degree (8 years after my bachelor's, thanks, economy!), I put up with a fair amount of indignity in the internship phase. But the last one, which briefly became full-time employment, was absolutely the worst job I ever had. Hands down. This is the story of an…

I hate myself for saying this, but...I think it might be possible, just possible....that Avril Lavigne and Nickelback dude make kind of a cute couple?