I guess these people are more sad, vulnerable people who she's catfished. They just happen to be sad, vulnerable people with money.

Kate Gosselin looks like Taryn Manning in Orange is the New Black now?

Holy crap. This terrible human being managed to borrow $10K? Jesus, are people really this eager to part with their money?? Damn.

Wait — where the hell did the $10k come from?

When I saw the Kris/Bruce split announced yesterday, I immediately thought, "oooh, just in time for Midweek Madness!"

Julie Delpy in Europa Europa was the scariest enthusiastic teenage female Nazi imaginable.

I definitely think he's the most self-aware of the bunch. By far.

Ha! I think it's actually more common than you might think. A lot of women are wearing bras with cups that are way too small and bands that are way too big. I mean, I thought I was a 36D for years.

A big yes to the Scott Disick spinoff. I think he's earned it, being the most inexplicably likable person associated with that family, and all.

I love those Chloe Sevigny parodies. Brilliance. And I like Chloe.

Yesterday was a big day for me. I not only discovered this, but I also discovered something else. This seems like an appropriate place to announce it.

Yeah, my fitting at Nordstrom pretty much solved all my life problems. I had been wearing a 36D for years, which I knew wasn't close to right because I was constantly uncomfortable, the band rode up to my neck and I popped out of the cups all day. I finally broke down and went to Nordstrom for a fitting. She was…

Exactly. It's incredibly demeaning to the mentally ill. But if you call these amateur psychiatrists on it, many will just proceed as if the asshole in question has actually been diagnosed as mentally ill by a doctor instead of, like, randoms on the internet, and become enraged that you dared criticize the mentally…

Mmmm...kay, not sure how schizophrenia came into this, as I'm sure you're not actually attempting to diagnose this dickhead with schizophrenia based on shitty, overwrought writing and harassing and manipulative behaviors. That would be incredibly demeaning to people who suffer from schizophrenia.

Exactly. Agree with every word. I'm mostly tired of seeing terrible, abusive behavior treated as "how dare you, this dickface needs understanding and help!"

It always follows the same script. A commenter gets huffy with some variation of "This narcissistic asshole is obviously mentally ill, because I can't fathom that the symptoms displayed are actually symptoms of a almost certainly non-treatable character disorder! This asshole needs help! This never should have been…

Agreed that this lacks the "word salad" quality.

Thank you for this. Get ready for the people who don't or won't understand the important distinction between mental illness and personality disorders. There is also the strong possibility that he fancies himself a creative writer, but actually really sucks at writing. Though that hardly precludes the possibility of…

Both. *shudders*

Dude, this is the guy who used to stalk me at lunch my junior year of high school. I'd turn around and he'd be right there, breathing on me.