What? "Open?" Huh? He FAKED HIS DEATH.

My friend's stepmom faked cancer for over a year. At the time, I thought it was the craziest thing I'd ever heard, but I'm learning that it's not as uncommon as I'd once thought. The world is a strange place filled with fucked-up people.

The Daily Mail loves "vile and disturbing." That was also how they described the Downton Abbey spoiler that I had forgotten was totally par for the course on Brit gossip sites this time of year. Beware those Downton Abbey spoilers, guys!

""Deep down it really saddens me but it’s also awesome that I’ve just trolled the mainstream media," added Collins."

Pretty soon there will be a Daily Mail Headline: "Sources Say RAF Concerned with Prince Will's On-the-Job Candy Crushing." Sub-head, "Person Stranded at Sea Asked 'Can you wait until I finish this level?'"

I had almost successfully forgotten about this, dammit! WHY?

This makes so much sense to me. And damn, are there ever some butthurts in the Amazon reviews for this book!

No group of people is as collectively thin-skinned as the religious. None. No wonder us heathens tire of trying to discuss Christianity without offending their delicate sensibilities. Many of us who hold a generally low opinion of evangelicals grew up in and around it. We didn't just develop our opinions by…

Right? The psycho is strong in that one.

BUT IPHIDAMIA IS A SCHOLAR WHO DESERVES RESPECT! A SCHOLAR!!

"probably played Candy Crush on his iPhone or something"

I was thinking the exact same thing. Also, the Washington Post is not even liberal. They have a strong neo-conservative bent and an editorial page that includes Charles Krauthammer and Jennifer Rubin. Which makes Scalia's disconnection from reality even more evident.

Obviously Avedon is the king, but Bruce Weber provides quite the contrast with Uncle Terry as well. Case in point — he actually made Channing Tatum seem interesting:

Yeah, that got on my nerves too. People are so hungry to see celebrities look like assholes that "taking still shots from street movie sets out of context" is a regular thing.

THANK YOU. I've said this before, but I'll say it again: all of Terry Richardson's photographs look like a spoiled rich girl had her boyfriend take her picture in her dorm room and instagram it.

I don't care if I never see a Kardashian or a Jenner ever again, but can we please get Scott Disick that spinoff he's earned? Even if it means I occasionally have to see Kourtney.

I feel like Miley is confusing "ratchet culture" with having no class at all, which is yet more proof that twerking is a slippery slope for privileged white girls with no taste. Case in point: Sitting spread eagle on the today show. See also: Photo shoot with Uncle Terry. See also: An interview with Big Freedia.…

I despised you for a second until I realized that you were imitating every workplace's single most annoying person.

I have been trying to watch this movie for several years, but it's not that easy to find. IMDB has confirmed that it is nonetheless a real movie. Somehow.