Boy, are you in for a treat:

"Peter Dinklage shows up as an effeminate barista with an unpronounceable name and a poet’s mustache."

"It's different in the country."

Carson sayz: WHAT did you just say??

Awww, geez.

"The girl beside me, who was there by herself, felt it important to voice that it was "gross" because Julianne Moore was so old. "

"I am now mourning the death of any authenticity in our society, because people these days, when presented with authenticity, are too cynical to believe what they're seeing. Cynicism breeds cynicism, and it's hard to be authentic in a world full of cynics."

*Blushes*

Can we talk about what a horrible fashion photographer Terry Richardson is, in addition to being a horrible human being? Christ, his photos are as bland, boring and pointlessly vulgar as one could possibly imagine. They all look like instagram pics taken with an iPhone in the dorm room of a rich white daddy's girl…

I tend to agree. And for those who did read the letter, I know that it wasn't the most artfully put thing (Sinead is no master of prose, like a lot of artists in other mediums, honestly), but fuck, can't anyone read between the lines? It's like they just see certain words, ignore all context, and respond as if to a…

""Who exactly is Zac Efron tho? I'm sorry, I'm so confused."

Nope. She's a malignant narcissist in training.

God, I completely agree. My head is about to explode with all these "Sinead is slut-shaming!!" and "Sinead just wants publicity!!!!" posts. Seriously, that shit might be the final nail in the credibility coffin for the term "slut-shaming." We're going to have to come up with another term as part of the effort to…

Thank you! Christ, if I read one more "Sinead should have kept that private, and she's slut-shaming Miley" comment...NO. Just no. Way to miss the point, people.

Totally agree. Miley felt it appropriate to cluelessly name-drop Sinead around her cynically exploitative Wrecking Ball mess, ergo, she earned the public nature of that letter. Sinead could have been a lot meaner than writing a semi-condescending public letter toward some tiresome brat who uses her name to give her…

I'm totally watching this just for that "die bitch die" look on Ice T's face.

Totally, but it would be so like Woody Allen to put it in the kid's name, you know? I can see the thought bubble in my mind's eye, "Jazz reference....don't really wan't the kid anyway...baggage...SATCHEL! Heh heh."

Haha yes, my grandpa wrote everything on graphing paper, for some reason.

It's funnier if it has a double meaning, one of those meanings being "baggage." And of course, it does seem like a pretty Woody thing to do. Because he's a dick.

I've noticed a change in my fellow liberals over the last couple of days. People who were formerly rather quietly cynical about politics and mostly vented their frustration with the TP/GOP amongst themselves have gotten seriously pissed.