I would watch the hell out of that. Deadpool and Coulson; they’re the original odd couple!

Somewhere in Hawaii, a man is leaping from fencepost to fencepost, exulting in the knowledge that his floor lava training finally paid off because the floor actually is lava now.

All jizz has always smelled like Clorox to me. I mean, if it smells at all, it’s always Clorox. Laundry day often confuses me.

You’re thinking too fast and furious not enough slow and industrial. These things have tremendous torque and grip, you’d just have to slowly roll underneath one vehicle at a time - at which point the range is unlimited (barring long semi trucks etc). Maybe add a conveyor belt over the top to make things go a bit…

I only do multiples of 5. It’s less a superstition than a compulsive tendency. Honestly, I thought everybody did this. I have legitimately wondered why there were all the numbers in between that nobody will use. Television and radio makers should just increment the volume in fives.

Yup, what looks like a cardboard box at 45mph could easily be hiding a hunk of angle iron.

One I learned from my grandfather which is invaluable since I street-park my cars in New York City: the very first thing I do whenever I get a new car is to grab a towel and a ball peen hammer. I fold the towel up a few times, hold it over the driver’s side fender just behind the wheel well, and give it a nice solid…

You call that basic? 900 buttons on a two foot center stack was not that great either.

If it becomes common, then it can end up blocking the shoulder for things like emergency services, which ends up compounding issues. Likely those lanes are also backed up because of the exit.

Zero. You can drive zero far on the shoulder to the exit, when the shoulder is completely empty of cars. There are likely cars in the right lane waiting to get to the offramp, so when you pass them, you’re cutting ahead in line, and you’re an asshat. (A proper SoCal ramp would’ve had a quarter-mile long line, and most…

They are, because there are many people who will not take the exit until they’re up to it. These people will not check their mirrors for a Kia coming in hot in the shoulder, because it is not legal to be doing that. Should they check their mirrors anyway? Sure, but that’s not the point.

The left lanes are moving, the right lanes are not. It’s most likely that it’s the exit that’s causing the backup. Your hypothetical is very much unlikely. Even if you’re right, you don’t get to just use the shoulder for a quarter mile because the legal traffic lanes are backed up.

In the U.S. do they have “residents only” signs for roads? I imagine that could be one option – just really heavy signage, city permits for residents who live on that street, and periodic police checks to ticket non-residents using that road?

This summer, Vin Diesel is Mrs. Dalloway

I miss the period when mobile versions were actually pared down, before everyone figured your iPhone could handle the ads and clutter.

Microsoft should do a 3.1 theme for Windows 10 as an joke some time. Complete with the Hot Dog Stand colour scheme.

The LeSabre and its stablemates are like the Toyota Hilux, the small block Chevy. They’re like Kitchenaid stand mixers.