I like John Malkovich, but that made me laugh.

Why is this special? Hasn't John Malkovich made dozens of movies no one has bothered to see yet?

$20 says it’s already pirated and on torrent sites.

“What’s a tortoise?”

“Do you think I’d be working in a place like this if I could afford a real dog?”

Unless it’s a turtle.

No; you’re someone lucky enough to have one of the most extraordinary films they’ll ever see still in their future. I envy you.

You just failed the geek test. You are not a geek. And you didn’t even know.

He could always be a “special model” with no predetermined lifespan, like Rachel was supposed to be in the original (in the closing narration).

So...Blade Runner/Witness mashup move?

Spoiler alert:

I just rewatched the director’s cut and was thinking, “this movie needs more stew”.

Spinner, goood. Deckard, gooood. Stew, goooood. What’s not to like?

Ridley isn’t the director at least. Its Denis Villeneuve and Roger Deakins and these two guys are going to own this shit. And how is a single installment of Blade Runner within 35 years “too often”?

Unlike George Lucas, I’d trust Scott more with the typewriter and the director’s seat.

It sounds like Deckard is chasing replicants out in the country. The desperation to save a dying tree is an analogy to the plight of a replicant - using whatever we can mechanically to extend the life of something. Im guessing Deckard is chasing leads.

Yea, that was brilliant.

I thought Fieri was the love child of Sammy Hagar and Paula Deen.

And let’s not forget Anthony is very open about his own weaknesses. Some of his best insults have been about his snobbery and ego.

Man, torture porn has changed over the years.