Yea, that was brilliant.

I thought Fieri was the love child of Sammy Hagar and Paula Deen.

And let’s not forget Anthony is very open about his own weaknesses. Some of his best insults have been about his snobbery and ego.

I thought for sure the tastemakers from The Chew would be viable targets to incur the salty Bourdain disdain, but they are apparently BFF’s...

Bourdain is a prick. He is also entertaining and informative. He gets a pass.

My mom’s house lost power for a week after Sandy, and she had to cook on her wood stove she was using to heat the house. She laughs her ass off at Pioneer Woman, and says she has no idea how to really rough it.

Whoah whoah whoah, Alton Brown talks about the science & history in food which makes people smarter about making food. What is there to insult about a great teaching method?

It’s the Jersey upbringing. All of the best assholes have that going for them.

honesty can hurt...the world isn’t always unicorns and rainbows believe it or not. i couldn’t come up with a better 1 liner than Tony said himself, brilliant. i guess Fieri has “nothing else to fucking worry about than” Tony insulting the flames off his shirt.

Not gonna lie. Love Anthony Bourdain. And quite like Ina Garten’s recipes and this little “jab” amuses me to no end. There is something WEIRD about her personality and her “friends” and the way the whole show is shot. I’m sure she’s lovely and she makes damn good food, but there’s something weird going on there and I…

It’s like Mountain Dew Extreme drank too much 1999 and threw up a person.

Are you calling Alton Brown’s recipes shitty? Because they are not.

Woah woah. I haven’t watched The Pioneer Woman’s show, but I used to read her blog back when it started and loved her story! Big city party girl stops back home in Oklahoma and falls in love with a rancher and over time turns into farming/cooking chick. Her recipes are dope (and were easily doable and affordable for a…

I mean - yeah Guy Fieri is an easy target, but “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo” is awesome and hilarious

He is so completely accurate. Cringe-worthy, but accurate.

I respect Bourdain’s insulting ability.

While I would never step foot in one of his establishments, I do enjoy Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, for the fact that it gives national exposure to local chefs doing great things in the culinary world.

Translation: They’re god damn lucky to make it back to the field in one large aircraft shaped chunk.

For the price of a new Porsche 911, you can buy this gunship.

Man, torture porn has changed over the years.