I think you hit it, introducing the new Subaru Scenic Overlook. For the guy looking to drive to the edge of nature but no farther...

Subaru (Parking Lot) Patroller!

Fun fact: It will be soft tissues first. Eyelids, lips, genitals, that sort of thing.

And of course coyotes, even if there are 4 of them, sound like 50 coyotes.

“Your papers please” is just a little too Eastern Europe circa 1933 for real Americans. The quickest way to lose your rights is to give them up voluntarily. Silent capitulation is the shortcut to tyranny.

How does forcing citizens to provide ID help them write a police report? They can just write “citizens declined to provide ID”.

Because in the land of the free you shouldn’t have to provide identification when you haven’t done anything wrong. I’m no ra-ra libertarian and nor am i a cop-hater, and in that situation I would have just handed over my license, but it is totally contradictory to how things are supposed to be in this country. Asking…

I agree with your sentiment, and with your inference of what the phrase “barely adequate” means, but upon further consideration, “barely adequate” might be accurate.

I own a 2010 Honda Civic 4 door “Special Edition”
what makes it special you see is that they took the regular Civic LX Automatic(not exactly a high content car) and stripped out the power door locks, power mirrors and cruise control.
it was the essence of the cheap price in the newspaper bait and switch car. every…

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PT Cruiser Limited Edition

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This is worse than the sales guy telling me I didn’t need to get oil changes for 100,000 miles because of the titanium plugs.

Yes. Because unless that “same foot” is your right foot, it means you’re using your left foot to brake, which is a big no-no unless you’re a) in a Go Kart or b) on a rally course.

Note to self, don’t stand in front of a car when someone starts it.

No, I own the car and took it to a valet. Bad wording. I was trying to avoid using the word “valeted”, which is fine as a spoken word but doesn’t really work on paper.

True. I worked with plenty of guys who couldn’t. But we just didn’t let them move $100k cars around the showroom, which is the main problem here. Easy fix.

A Lot of salesmen know little to nothing about the product they sell.

I’ve found car salesmen to be some of the least informed people when it comes to cars, even/especially the ones they look at and sell every day. They may as well be selling washing machines, reading the windows sticker like they know what any of it means.

So the Disney "Cars" universe is an alternate universe where Judge Doom's vision comes true?