From NoClip to AllClip.

Every Hero is attractive. Even Ana came out nice for a senior.

From the Porsche configurator:

Ok, so what do you suggest we do? Allow China to continue its expansion into the S. China Sea, build up military bases on these islands, asert it’s dominance in the area completely, control trade, and then let them fuck us for the next 100 years because we want everyone to play nice?

John Glenn knew elevators weren’t vehicles.

I’m going to texas in January, and no lie, I’m most excited to go to Buc-ees.

The 90s called. They want their scandals back. They think we should get our own scandals.

She made the costume. She’s posing. She chose to distribute this media to the internet and for anyone to look at. This is much different from dudes constantly demanding women be sexy in everything from games to hamburger commercials.

Oh good. More total nonsense aimed at Millenials. My favorite.

Talk about burying the lede:

The first one listed: integrity. It’s the quality of being honest and having strong moral principles....

Must have a Tesla autopark system.

I can’t tell if you’re for or against the practice...

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

Alan, the very idea of checking the manual on a rental car to see if it needs more expensive gas just proves you are a much better person than I will ever be.

I haven’t paid nearly enough attention to the details to have any idea wtf is going on here, but I love a good bicker over the details.

Hey can you help me with mine?