You can take the driver out of the murderous rampaging vehicle, but you cannot take the murderous rampaging vehicle soul out of the driver.

Too late, gawker shut down yesterday.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

hehe i just have an image of some offshore tech guy in India asking you to “hold on while i escalate the issue. Can I interest your Navy in the super duper deluxe support package”

The US should put a McDonald’s there to assert its dominance.

it must be hard to be the distilled essence of the internet.

This has to be the first good article I’ve seen on FA since Tyler left. It’s not just fluff or filler, it’s an actual, timely takedown of a news story that’s still making the rounds on the networks as we speak.

Good job, Michael. I hope we see more of this soon.

Thanks. Really the trip is just an excuse to finish the book. Alternate title for this column:

NOW BRING ME THE MEATLOAF!

BUT PLEASE BRING ME A JUICE BOX, MY THROAT IS PARCHED FROM ALL OF THE FIGHTING.

Mom! The meatloaf!

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

Summer might be winding down, but there’s still time to enjoy iced coffee.

Summer might be winding down, but there’s still time to enjoy iced coffee.

See Bruh, it ain’t no thang.

Tom’s still with Audi I think. So no inflation issues, but still plenty of cheating.

Oh, believe me, you don’t sound like an overeducated liberal.

Like cockroaches, DeMuro remains.

Thank goodness you're still here. I thought they were firing all their good writers.

Airline pilot here. Most of us have the same bag for a reason, Luggage Works Stealth 22". Largest bag that qualifies as a carry on for airlines, very roomy, and will not let you down. Wheels are inline skate wheels that are easily replaced and do not fail without warning, metal frame, simple metal retractable handle,…

Airline pilot here. Most of us have the same bag for a reason, Luggage Works Stealth 22". Largest bag that qualifies…

funny how so few people understand even a fraction of the issues in play, yet they are 100% committed to the idea that their politician of choice can shepherd the middle east into peace and prosperity.