Lionesses are afraid lions will laugh at them. Lions are afraid lionesses will kill them.

How could Kanye be bad for the brand of someone who got famous from a sex tape?

Yep. And the implied threat would be heard loud and clear.

Flaccid seal?

McConnell would say, “I don’t think any of our people are going to do that.”

This is why Democrats keep losing elections and keep losing in politics.

But what about For Women First????

Omg does it stand for closer to death because that is awesome

Yay - Let’s eat pizza!

You’re not wrong. It doesn’t make it any less exhausting to hear people complain about tone or “failure to connect to communities” when the current political landscape is what it is.

Doesn’t really apply to this particular instance, all things considered, but I still see people already defending their and other’s…

I ran for a local seat (Democratic County Committee) in the NY primary yesterday and won! What a surreal feeling to vote for yourself.

A friend just went through that. So, I don’t think it’s lethal enough. Let’s go with pancreatic.

Narrator:  “It wasn’t.”

or a body bag... because that would hide all of her...wait, what did YOU think I meant?

Meh. I can’t argue against that. If David Duke was diagnosed Parkinson’s, I’d extend my sympathies to other people with Parkinson’s for now having something in common with David Duke. I already share the white male thing with him. If I found out he also had irritable bowel syndrome and liked building model ships, I’d…

Keep hoping for that breast cancer relapse to happen any day now.

“We’ve been estranged”... that’s the most white, WASPy-est, chicken shit way of saying “My brother successfully Michael Bluthed his way outta the family after the pilot episode.”

I agree. I find it odd to get upset with Lily Allen for not proclaiming she was seeking sexual fulfillment or pleasure. It sounds like she was going through a dark time and it was more of an emotional outlet. Which many people do and desperately crave human connection. And an anonymous human connection. If that’s her…

Wouldn’t it be nice to see a woman really claiming her pursuit of pleasure?

Aside from acting consistently in great (Freaks and Geeks), not so great but beloved (Dawson’s Creek) and in between those (Cougartown) shows since the 90s, she’s Michelle Williams’s best friend and almost always her date to award shows.