Hmmmmm... You can rent an actual cabin for a lot less than $125 a night. You could also be supporting national or state parks at the same time. I would pass on this wood box.

Sometimes hate is the only correct response.

I moved on the Justice Department like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. It had all those checks and balances. Then all of a sudden I see lady justice, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

He’s really worried about what Flynn’s been up to. Which he should be.

I know it is bad to hate, but I have never hated anyone or anything more than I hate this fucking dumb fuck so-called president we have right now. What an asshole.

Best time in history to be alive. Don’t believe the hype.

I go the other way. I feel bad for the world that I’ve unleashed the three asshole kids of mine on it, but looking at the world, I guess they all deserve each other.

*Fumblementals

If I had a heart, this would warm the cockles of it.

Can we finally say Dak Prescott is not a top tier qb. He had no arm and has little to no accuracy. He couldn’t sniff Garrapalo or Wentz from 100 feet.

And the post Jimmy Johnson era of Jerry Jones’ ownership continues to thrill and delight non Cowboys fans across America.

Seahawks had more penalty yards than on offense. Net negative yards and beat Dallas on the road.

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Jameis Winston with the “oh shit no one is holding me back.”

Number of reasons why <redacted> stopped watching the NFL (And in no way am I excusing the NCAA and the hypocrisy of collegiate athletics, this is about why I stopped NFL.)

Work days would end by 1pm. And edibles for everybody!

Bob “Robert” Fosse? Best choreographer ever? Or at least top 5, amirite?

Every home schooler I’ve met has been weird, but educated enough to write sentences. The Roberts of the world are probably high school drop-outs who for some weird reason cannot get a job as a professional millionaire.