It’s been 6 months, dude.

U.S. to world: If you do, we’ll take our money away.

Why is globalism an insult? If we push for freer trade, universal human rights, and more sustainable development, then we’ll be able to spend less on the military and foreign aid, plus we’ll have more markets to sell stuff in.

No, we do need more skyscrapers. Or at least, more tall buildings.

Just remember, whatever the alloys are, Trump is in charge of them now.

Then after Trump and Ball defeat the aliens, we discover that the visitors were benevolent and were here to usher in a golden age of peace and prosperity ...

There have been hundreds of reports from commercial pilots over the decades. Traffic controllers as well. And that’s just the ones that have been verified with real evidence.

Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish.

Alright so I can add something here. I don’t wanna sell it as the juiciest thing, but:

You are assuming they are telling him everything and not outright lying to him.

I mean, in 2018 credible evidence of a possible alien invasion is like...fifth (tops) on my list of World Ending “Oh-shittness.” You wanna step up your game, Aliens, get on twitter.

I think Romo had every non-Patriots fan reaction. “I don’t know why they’re taking so long. Wait, are they looking at the ball...[replay runs] oh, nooooo.”

His knee hitting the ground had no bearing on the play.

When his left elbow hit the ground, he lost grip on the ball with his left hand (one might say DROPPED it) and the ball hit the ground. That’s a pretty clear non-catch according to the rules.

The rule is crap and the Patriots can all be decapitated by ISIS, but he clearly did not control the ball all the way to the ground on that one. Just hold on to the ball and that’s a TD.

You haven’t seen the slo-mos then? James clearly loses control of the ball when his arm hits the ground and the ball slips out of his grip.

Its nice to see the Patriots get the benefit of a call from the officials for once.

On a run: the smallest sliver of football must touch the invisible world-spanning plane for it to be a touchdown.