That’s some strong sarcasm.

https://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/the-most-useless-types-of-white-people-ranked-1820270561

I adore Canticle... Have you read The Moon is a Harsh Mistress?

“Give the bootstraps a tug”

Isn’t it obvious. The children are boiled down to grease the robot gears.

Good luck, brother.

Don’t tell someone what to do with their lives.

Empathy. I grew up catholic, and being generous and kind to others is a key part of it, not just bs.

Ugh. No way. Eli is a solid member of the Hall of Very Good

Oh that’s good

Didn’t Mangini leave someone in (Sanchez?) too long in a preseason game and they got hurt?

Anybody read Pete the cat? The squares don’t seem to see it, but that cat is high as a motherfucker. I don’t understand how it got mainstream. He is soooo high.

The inevitably of death

In my office of 8 people, two of them met their so’s at their previous places of employment. One was even married at the time (subsequently divorced). It seems to be common....

Go back to the AV Club.

They’ll never let a chance to be a victim pass by.

I’m sure the Halladay family wants to thank all the randos defending them today from a vicious attack from a man paid to be an asshole. Did you all send thoughts and prayers too? Hahaha

I take it you haven’t seen the video then? The one showing Halladay flying so oddly that random fishermen felt the need to record it?

Yeah man. If you think about it.... No matter how awesome something is, we’re talking about eternity. It’s going to wear thin.

What’s a 17 month old baby going to do for eternity in heaven?