It IS a butt with eyes.

No matter how often I see it, I still can’t get over the sheer shttiness of those caps.

Am I the only one who scrolls past his tweets? I really can’t bear to punish myself by reading them.

With a hundred and ten lobbyists close at hand.

We had a two piece phone when I was a boy. Which sat on a little table in the foyer by the front door. And next to it was always a pad of paper and a pencil, in case Mr. Roosevelt called to say that we were at war with Germany.

I’ve ranted at length about this elsewhere, so I’ll try to be brief here:

I begrudge no veteran their right to support Donald Trump. I cannot understand it, but I will not begrudge it.

For my wife, my father, my in-laws and all those who served in time or theater of war (I was put out in week six of BCT due to a problem…

Robert Mueller, decorated Marine Corps officer and Vietnam veteran, “made such a fool of himself.” Sure, Orange Julius. Sure.

I will never understand the Pine obsession both here and at Jezebel. In my humble opinion the correct order is Hemsworth, Evans, and then Pine with Pratt many, many spots below because he’s trash.

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

When people didn’t care enough that a couple dozen kindergartners were mowed down in gunfire to do a single god damned thing, that’s when I gave up on America.

Meanwhile, over at Madame Tussauds, the trolling has been upped to 11:

I want to press his Silly Putty face against the comics section of a newspaper.

I prefer a personal relationship with line spacing, thanks. 

It can *be* the DJT presidential library: load of hot air & nothing that requires reading

It is far past time to repeal the favored tax exempt status of these snake oil selling charlatans.

We will never agree on this.   As the Guardians established, Hemsworth is a pirate angel and Pratt is just a dude.

Hill, a self-described “Pro Life! Pro Guns! Pro Jesus!!” [...]

Every day, Senator Warren makes it easier and easier to say, “Yeah, I’m with her.”

It was already an excellent metaphor for Republicans, but you went and made it even better!

I would watch Chris Pine as Indy. I would watch the most superior Chris [Hemsworth, of course] do just about anything.