Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

if you can stand watching games above the heads of divorcees and MMA fans

Must be visiting BYU

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

This is SOP for Brady and various other NFL luminaries. To question them, however politely you do so, is to attack them.

I’m honestly surprised that they even asked the grieving parents rather than just springing her on them. That sort of horrifying and underhanded move would have Team Trump written all over it. Just force them to meet her and hope they’ll feel pressured by the cameras to play nice. 

She looks like she was made out of all the crap God had left over after building Britney Spears.

She also misses Splinter.

WELL LOOK AT MR. ROCKEFELLER WITH HIS TWO FUCKING BOXES OF CEREAL!

“For two years, the women with whom I had extramarital relationships have abandoned shared responsibility”

Melania will never merit even a shred of sympathy from me. She agreed to pretend to be that animal’s wife, therefore she’s complicit and an accomplice. Fuck her, fuck her shovel and fuck her tennis court.

I hear she’s got a plan for that...

I’m for the nets. They’re a necessity and long overdue. That said, it’s ridiculous how people bury their heads in the phones at games. Seriously, you probably paid a lot of money for your tickets, out your damn phone away and enjoy the game. 

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”