I’m normally not thrilled by insulting persons appearances, BUT

Trump’s use of the phrase “perfect call” is such an interesting linguistic crutch.

It’s a transparent non-denial denial. “Perfect” doesn’t mean the same thing as appropriate, ethical, or above-board. Indeed, if the purpose of the call was to deliver a veiled threat to the new Ukrainian president (NARRATOR: It was) one…

I was thinking, “Fuck This guy” would be better.

“Maybe He Should Get His Story Straight” would be an excellent title for a Trump biography.

He’s a fucking traitor and the republicans that support him are fucking traitors.

Okay, but this all requires you to believe that Trump is a corrupt fraud who is completely unable or unwilling to put the interests of the country ahead of his own political interests. That seems really out of character for Trump!

Scientists: *spend decades raising the alarm over climate change*

You can tell conservatives are on the right side of history because their greatest rival is teens who want to live.

She is almost as reviled by them as a school shooting survivor.

Hang this treasonous motherfucker.

Just recast Sarah Chalke as Samantha.

Christ. I’m so bored with this. It’s like the shittiest possible remake of Groundhog Day. Every day, it’s the exact same thing. “CNN gave crazy Trump asshole some airtime, and guess what? They behaved like a crazy asshole.” Then we all gasp and drop our monocles into our china teacups and get outraged. Then we write…

* Potential mid-seasoning firing

Is that a really tiny pail or is Eli a giant?

Thanks Mrs. Cousins.

Danny, let me give you my perspective as a woman with a more-than-averagely-insane mother. 1) follow Drew’s advice and live far away; 2) never, *ever* take her mother’s side in any sort of dispute, no matter how mild; 3) don’t befriend her mother; 4) let your wife vent to you about her mom but respond only with…

Biden’s time to run was 2016 when EVERY democrat wanted him to.  The only reason we had Bernie v Hillary is because Joe decided to take some time off.  He does not get to come back to the table and expect a seat when he is directly responsible for putting us in this position to begin with.

As someone who was in the Army during 9/11 I can personally say that I do not feel offended in anyway by kneeling football players. Obviously as one person among the ~1.3M people in the military, my opinion is anecdotal and not a blanket belief by all veterans, but I have a hard time imagining many of the other…

Did Cruz offer them any soup?

Victoria Secret makes underwear that is designed for what 14 year old girls think boys think is sexy.