So sad about Splinter: https://www.thedailybeast.com/splinter-news-shutting-down

Are those Donj and Fuckabee’s official headshots?? They’re horrible! 

I am amazed by the number of people named Richard in this day and age who voluntarily go by “Dick.” What the everloving fuck? Why would you do that to yourself? You have a wide variety of other choices - Rich, Rick, Chard if you really like lettuce. You may as well call yourself “Asshole”!

How did Dump decide to handle impeachment? He went to Jared!

Except when he wants to be touched by underage girls.

Like sands through an hourglass, these are the days of her strife.

“All of us realize that Joe Biden does not have the online fund-raising capability of a Warren. Warren has been doing it longer than him. Sanders has been doing it longer than him,” Dick Harpootlian, a Biden supporter from South Carolina, told the Times.

Agreed - I was on a jury years ago and was appalled at the complete lack of critical thinking skills in about 10 of my fellow jurors. I was horrified thinking about how similar groups of mostly-chuckleheads were deciding whether people literally live or die.

His legacy will be being remembered for having the most corrupt and scandal-ridden administration that this country has ever had as well as his impeachment. That’s it. That will be the one line the Dump presidency gets in future textbooks and history books. His presidential epitaph has already been written.

This is a hell of a fetish! Glad this guy is getting put away for basically the rest of his life. 

In other words, enjoy the further adventures of the Ukraine Clown Posse! (TM someone - I can’t take credit for the sobriquet.) 

Wouldn’t you?

How many days in a row does he wear the same pants? Also, Melania needs a better foundation undergarment - that one makes her breasts uneven. 

I’m so sad to live in a world where Devin Nunes is entitled to be called “The Honorable.” I would rather see that given to Devin Nunes’ Cow...or any random cow, for that matter.

I think Dump’s specific ask was, “Can you put that beautiful Crocodile Dundee guy on this Mueller thing? I’ve been hearing good things about him more and more.” 

Three whole years, Lightbulb Head? Wow - that is certainly long enough for you to be a seasoned expert! 

Well, at least Dump sometimes has the titian hair!

Requesting that a foreign government investigate a rival for political gain is the offense here. You don’t need the holding financial aid issue for this to be impeachable. It would be the icing on the cake, but we still have the cake with what is here. 

I’ve heard Frederick Douglass is really advocating for Dump to get a Noble...I’m hearing about this more and more.