I thought the Emmys were absolutely terrible! The Thomas Lennon stuff was awful - unfunny, too rude and snarky, and unnecessary. Way to shit on someone winning an Emmy, asshole! Also, the bits were bad. The whole thing felt extremely amateurish and like it was careening out of control and not in a good way. 

Ah, yes - the “latest scandal.” There is always another one just down the road, isn’t there? It really throws the Obama presidency in sharp relief - how there wasn’t the “latest scandal” every 48 to 72 hours. How I miss those days! 

He really has no choice other than to lie/deny. It’s not like he can say, “I was young, and now I know that having sex with children was wrong. I’ve grown and learned!” or any such thing. There is no good way out for him if he tells the truth. 

Thank you! 

Are the unexplained asterisks next to some of the coaches’ names an inside joke, or did Drew forget to put in a key for that?

What is with that lead photo? Dump has a severe case of Salami Face! 

This is like the worst episode of The Amazing Race ever!

So we carry the military water for Saudi Arabia now? We’re their to-command fighting force? What the everloving fuck is this?! How is Congress not screaming over this? 

You can see where his terrible Cover Girl foundation ends in front of his right ear (our left) - just by that wing of grey (?) hair. That explains the unnatural hue to his stupid face. 

Yep - if Uncle Joe had run in 2016, we wouldn’t be in this mess. 

“She’s got a son...together, that is a beautiful young man,” Trump continued. “And she feels very, very strongly about it.”

Holy mother of god - that certainly is a face, isn’t it? 

I heard some of this on the radio. It was pretty weird how these two idiots were yukking it up over this. Very inappropriate, and they were kind of making fun of Dump in the process. I wonder how that will go over with the Orange Asshole. 

I understand Abe Lincoln is available...I’m hearing good things more and more.

This is playing out like the worst-ever round of Clue. “It was Dump in the Oval with the Sharpie!” 

“You go to the rallies, and he basically tells you that you don’t have to put up with ‘the swamp’ and those kinds of people,” said Saundra Kiczenski.

That is the most unhappy-looking child I have ever seen. You really have to dig around to find a photo of him smiling. I feel sorry for him - the shitty family he is in was not his choice.

Not at all surprised by these findings. My mother was on HRT for over 20 years and developed breast cancer in her 70s. There is no other breast cancer history on either side of her family.

Did they both just arrive here from outer space? What is with those get-ups? 

Hardly a “beautiful beauty” - she’s firmly on the “meh” scale.