Poor Castro - doesn’t he have a good headshot he can share with the media? 

The US is just trying to figure out how to make this look like a “win” and save face - just like with Vietnam. Once that figure that out, we’re gone. They have to be able to spin this as a win, no matter what. 

Who the hell wants to stay in touch with that hideous bitch? 

That photo of Dump is terrible! What is that tiny hand pointing at? Why would they use a photo where he looks so fat in that ill-fitting jacket? Also, his coloring is awful - he looks like he’s been made up for his coffin!

I guess that explains why Kung Fu Panda is the only panda in that village and had to be raised by a goose.

OMG - those goony-looking sons! 

I came here for this one - it will never get old or ever stop being funny! Jay is the living embodiment of “lummox” here. 

If I get to pick the other two, let it be Dump and Moscow Mitch! 

Jay Inslee for EPA Director - get right on that, President Warren! 

As a fellow atheist, I say amen! Er...maybe I shouldn’t say “amen.” I’ll just add a hearty, “Hell, yes - I agree with you!” 

Or quiet old-lady Arabic for “Bless his heart!” 

So Dump was fat-shaming...a different obese Dump supporter? How is that any better? 

Yeah, it will be called one or more of these:

The Hummels get the Christmas morning breakfast, not the Hubbles (who incidentally make a fine telescope).

Of course they’ll believe it - it’s not like the backwater Cletuses who support Trump are deeply invested in the stock market. They would have no idea if they’re getting accurate information or not.

Thanks for nothing - you made me remember Paul Ryan for a minute! 

What is with the Dump sons and their crunchy hair? 

Why didn’t “Don the Con” ever catch on? If there has ever been a person who should have a negative nickname stick to them like toilet paper on your shoe as you get onto your airplane, it’s Dump.

Look at this asshole not practicing what he preaches - he’s filling both the bad personality and punchable face positions!