She didn’t get the looks...she got a plastic surgeon to craft her some. 

Ha - the Orlando Sentinel has already endorsed “Not Donald Trump” for 2020!

Isn’t that pretty much what he would do when he “appeared” at Dump-branded real estate seminars?

Now that’s a sweet gig - get sent to Hawaii by Dump (presumably with expenses paid, but with Dump you never know) and just stay there “gathering evidence” and working on your tan indefinitely. 

“...things aren’t going to be better for her with eight years to fall out of the public smoky eye.” 

“...taught to love the American founding.”

Brad can’t prove anything - he leaves the door wide open...it could be anyone! 

Of course, if it was a flood of migrants from Norway, everything would be hunky-dory. What could possibly be the big difference between Norwegian migrants and African migrants? 

Good lord, Alabama - you all suck so hard! This is ok with people there?!?!

Dump is an idiot - Iran is still big on the “Death to America” chant...probably more so since he took office: https://www.apnews.com/b366e2dbdec548808c7313fd06bc9118

Dump of the brick-red face and tiny pink hand. If there ever was a punchable face, it’s that one. 

Oops - posted before I saw your reply...ditto!!

I have a personal hatred of male friends who refer to their wife as “my bride” when they’ve been married for umpteen years, especially when they are talking about her and she’s not even present!

I LOVE old graveyards tucked away in small towns...the older, the better! Nothing beats walking around and reading the creepy poems they used to put on gravestones. 

Holy shit - that is one super-ugly poster! Can you even imagine seeing that on someone’s wall? Please tell me they were $1,000 each and he only sold 14!

Those hats drive me nuts too! They are such a weird shape with that odd point at the top. I’ll bet they scratch your forehead.

That lead photo! It looks like a butt with eyes. 

As an atheist and as a proud American, this is absolutely horrifying. I never expected to be living in a Christian theocracy.

Biden’s time was the 2016 election. If he had run, he would have won the presidency and we would not be in this horrible Dumpian nightmare.

A list like this exists solely to include Andie MacDowell on it.