I think Chris Evans does fine on social media, though the “straight men are secretly gay” thing is a rare misstep. 

I like the cut of your jib!

C’mon - “Happy Gilmore” is a comedy classic! You’re totally correct about Fallon though. 

The only song that should accompany Dump appearances is “Yakety Sax.” 

What’s with Pharrell Dildo in that hat? 

No fucking way would I waste one second of my life watching these two asshats talk about anything. I wouldn’t even watch them sitting quietly. 

When did Tiffany chunk out so much? Also, how sad is it that they didn’t bring Barron...you know, the actual child who actually lives in the White House? They are terrified to expose that boy to the public. 

Ugh - that’s like trying to decide which of two piles of shit is more attractive. 

Ha! Chuck and Cami’s faces say it all. What is with Dump’s weird underbite? His clothes make him look like he’s wearing a dressy Hefty bag.

Vank’s shit-horrible top is one of the ugliest pieces of clothing I have ever seen. 

Thank you for that childhood memory. Nothing like possessing a pink blob with a reversed panel of a Family Circus comic on it!

How did that group magic spell work out for you, white evangelicals? It boggles my mind that there are actually people out there who participated in this nonsense and thought it actually accomplished anything. Magical thinking, indeed! 

Hotter than Hemsworth? Surely you jest!  

“The Tariff will gradually increase until the Illegal Immigration problem is remedied.”

That unfortunately looks like a twisted turd. 

That bunny is all of us. 

Both ends have nicer hair than Dump does. 

I literally laughed out loud at, “Why not French doors?” It made me think of this:

Obviously Dump does cover ups, starting with the Sunkist-toned foundation.

“They’re itching to get the season started!”