Starred for “nipping out.” 

The name is Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor. I like Harrison better than Archie. 

Stuckey’s!! The place to find stationery customized with your name...or to find bitter disappointment when you couldn’t.

If it wasn’t for the fact that neither of my brothers is named Dave, I would be sure that we were related. Did your parents also play cards in the bathroom of the Holiday Inn after the kids were put to bed? I can still remember that accordion bathroom door! 

Thank you, Senator Warren! I just sent her campaign a donation in support of this. 

If you really want to follow this down the batshit crazy rabbit hole, you must visit The Frank Report: https://frankreport.com/

This is all a steaming pile of fetid horseshit. Comply with the damn subpoenas, already! How is the Dump Administration able to get away with this, and how is this not having more of an effect on public opinion or putting more pressure on assholish wastes of space like McConnell to do the right thing and encourage the…

Bets is the worst of the worst in an appallingly terrible administration. I gleefully anticipate her death...hopefully someday soon. 

“Fans, today’s game is being delayed due to bees.”

I would have gone with “taking Shorts down” myself. 

Not to out your age, but what year did this happen? I want to think about which players were involved in this conversation.

Well said...and go, Sox! (I’m one of those twelve you’ve hugged.) 

I liked Infinity War better. There was a lot to love in Endgame, but there were also parts I didn’t like. I more consistently liked IW than Endgame. 

Good lord - that lead photo! Poor Joe looks like he’s made up for his casket. 

Most of these are terrible. However, I like the coffee mug and would happily drink my morning jo(e) out of it. 

Wasn’t Cohen supposed to fill in some of the redacted missing bits after the Mueller report was released? Did I miss that somewhere?

I literally laughed out loud at the lead photo. Can you please use that as the heading of every Dump story? That bunny is all of us! 

C’mon, London - make this trip miserable for the Dumps! I know you can do it! 

Can they please all cede their time to special guest Al Franken and let him handle the questioning? He is very good at this type of thing.

Thankfully that bullshit did not cross into my world, so I had to look up what you were referring to. What idiocy! Like Dump’s “churches and hotels” was any better by their standard. The Orange Asshole didn’t say “Christians” either!