He’s too busy partying to make time for that.

Since I don’t see it mentioned here, Weird Al singing Another One Rides the Bus on Tom Snyder back in 81 with just an accordion and a dude playing drums on an accordion case is deranged and manic and awesome and maybe the most punk rock thing ever on American television.

Prince’s guitar solo for While My Guitar Gently Weeps at RRHOF.

Obviously this

If awards shows count, I loved Gretchen Wilson backed by Alice in Chains singing Heart.

Radiohead-From The Basement: This came on VH1 at a point where I would never have expected VH1 (or MTV, for that matter) to have anything remotely interesting, much less likely a stripped-down performance of songs from In Rainbows.

Hands down, when Kurt Cobain dyed his hair with kool aid and, instead of playing another radio friendly hit, played ‘Territorial Pissings’ on SNL.

Prince on SNL. Look it up, it’s electric.

The Tragically Hip’s last concert. Unknown outside of Canada, you can’t listen to a rock station up north of 49 without hearing them. Not just cause of CanCon rules, they’re just...really good. Or at least they’re a shared cultural touchstone.

Just heard Don Cheadle say “Draw me like one of your French girls” in my head.

“Idris Elba or Jessica Williams, or nothing!”

That’s not nice. Now I have a mental image of Don Cheadle and Leonardo DeCaprio doing..........stuff. I’ll be in my bunk

Don Cheadle to play all roles in Titanic, including that of the legendary vessel.

Because Kinja ruins fucking everything.

Ankle porn is a thing!*

The answer to nearly everything.

Brett Ratner doing a presumably hagiographic biopic of Hugh Hefner who was so creepy and possessive of women that he chose to be buried in the vault next to Marilyn Monroe? It actually was a perfect synergy of shitty misogynists.

He truly is the Meat Loaf of our times. Also like Meat Loaf, maybe focus on singing and don’t talk as much

“This guy was just too much of a creep toward women.”

It helped itself by at least being self-aware of its schlockiness. But you’ll also forget about it in two weeks.