I haven't seen the little Mermaid in ages so I can't fathom how Ursala could be a sympathetic villain ... but as a kid I stayed in the same beach house as Pat Carol the voice actress who played Ursala and she was always pretty awesome ... so after that I got pro Ursala. Also oddly it was a weird cheap bungalo in…

Her name was Sarah Paulson... 

Ehhh dame to kill for actually has a good first act.... then it keeps going

The dress isn't black and gold .... It's a Symbiote! Oh little monsters rejoice both movies aren't worth seeing in the theater. 

When I realized the end of “Homer the Smithers” was a complete paralell to “A Clockwork Orange”

Like Steven Spielberg I simply replaced all my Apple products with Walkie-Talkies... only this move actually improved my situation

At least DC keeps their movies in the conversation by making them all kinds of confusing and shitty. You never know what the next one will do in a completely bizarre fashion 

As a piece of meta comedy, which this probably isn’t, it would be funny to make a mild statement and keep escalating through apologies eventually getting absurd with it.

It would be amazing if that op ed writer was Pence. Just hanging in the background and everyone is like "oh thank god this guy we never would have voted for is pres now"

Old man raps at cloud

This is a false flag operation he is still on Twitter but is just a bunch of Sandy Hook victims crammed into a trenchcoat.

Nacho nacho mannnn, he wanna beeee a nacho man, again

You might be the only person that thinks Nacho Libre could be spoiled by a sequel.... it can mostly only go up! .... though I suppose it could go way down but not really besmirching a legacy or even a cult classic. I’ll put it under “Why the fuck not” with a shrug if he has an idea

It can be two jobs

I had to fax something recently and that was a lame hour spent at a Staples, which also seems like it should be a dying company 

Im not sure if my parents still get the discs but they did until last year at least

Well you could scrap up a dvd player for 10 bucks or less and someone you know has a free one laying around up for grabs

Haha yea was the first place i looked after commenting .... didn't watch it yet tho

Yea the schtick has been done to death and like the first season of South Park the novelty probably lent to actually being fun at the time. This also makes me think of Eli Roth’s claymation? short about fruit charachters being violent and gross, that I think was a bonus feature on the Cabin Fever dvd (which might…

Sounds like the ideal viewing