Amen! My mom was a nurse, and whenever anybody told her “We’re pregnant!” she would ask, “Which one of you is going to deliver?”

I will STILL smuggle your budgie, Tom Hardy.

My reading revealed that you can’t get the higher refresh rate on a TV smaller than 60". I looked for it.

My reading revealed that you can’t get the higher refresh rate on a TV smaller than 60". I looked for it.

I have tried to do this in the past, only to get smacked down by a person who said “don’t put words in my mouth.” Hmmph.

I’m jonesing for some Gemini Croquettes right now!

Side CORN!!

I know, right? I love the White Idiot!

In my head I could hear Henri, le chat noir, referring to “the white idiot” who actually jumped through the hoops.

“shit in his soul” — I LIVE for this expression!

People paint. People poop. People paint people pooping.

How you choose to reconcile your country’s legacy of systematic murder of six million souls is totally up to you.

I know! I’m fighting buying one of those little watercolor field kits. I’m just learning to paint, and I want ALL THE SUPPLIES!

This is the only way I can say his name!

I want to be a “faithful and dedicated BM.” :)

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I’m thinking that “and etc.” means they would be glad for me to ship my entire litter box, before cleaning.

ETA: Deleting my comment. I said something about an area of this woman’s body, but another poster reminded me about judging.

Awww, she looks so neglected and therefore must come and live at my house immediately.

I read it as Shearer pointing out that “other work” is code for the real reason for his departure.

The misuse of “peruse” chaps my hide! It means to review carefully, not scan casually.