Hey if women need to have a wand stuck up inside them, it’s only fair.

The Britney/Janet thing is quite a stretch. Dancing on a chair wasn’t even groundbreaking or original when Janet did it.

Okay, but when you say “we’re pregnant” you imply that both will be carrying the baby and squeezing it out an impossibly small orifice or having it cut out of them. Only one of them is going to be doing that. I think it’s just New Age touchy feely artsy craftsy bullshit. There, I said it.

One observation about that. The couple did not get pregnant. The woman did. I hate that “we’re pregnant” shit. She’s pregnant. He’s not.

you know what’s interesting? I have a thing ... a big thing for guys walking swaggy with canes, particularly sinister ones.

But this advice is good too because a lot of people really don’t give any thought to the down-the-road costs.

Swiffers are expensive, so I just stopped cleaning stuff.

Or you can slap a microfiber cloth on the bottom of the Swiffer.

Here are the goods...

“Congratulations! You’ve won an all-expense paid vacation for two to Fhloston Paradise, courtesy of Radio Cooooooosmooooooos!”

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Hey = that White Idiot is my Friend :)

Henriiiii!

The other cats hate the three who participated. “Fuck you guys, fucking sell outs. Clive, you literally jumped through hoops for those assholes. And Jeremy. The applause banner. Really, you sad motherfucker? Where’s your dignity?”

I’d have already murdered him.

I am ever so reluctant to pull this card, but having been a victim of sexual abuse myself along with my cousins, I just hate this piece of shit.with my entire soul. As a man I was not allowed to talk about it. I was called a liar by my own family as were my two women cousins. The horror never ends. It has permeated…

Hahahaha +10. The laughter helped my rage