Anybody else starting to see the Courtney Stodden resemblance?

Friggin’ goat can’t even stand at attention?

I sent one as well but, probably like you, I got the auto-reply that they wouldn’t do anything with messages not specifically press related.

Wow, what happened to Lil Kim Wildenstein’s face?

Right on so hard! The flouncing stride.

I would totally drop a spoon wearing these clothes! Anybody remember realultimatepower.net? Clothes ninjas are cool but mostly they stab.

How is Lindsay Lohan not on the board?

I've been dying to see "side corn" in this thread! Love you. ROFL!!!!

Only one false eyelash?

HIGH-larious. Loved all the M4 cracks yesterday. Thanks for this.

"Ass rabies" is now my favorite two-word phrase EVER.

Wow, struck by your awesome tarsal (?) bones, the last ones before the toes, right? Looks like that's where you carry your weight. It's probably too much to hope that you are without foot pain. I can't put my feet on the floor each morning without a little warmup; so worth it for the years of the joy of dancing.

I'll read the comments in a second, just had to add my "Sylvie Guillem - that f***ing b***! I hate her with that awesome extension and her perfect turnout and her bevel!" Ballerinas represent!

That's so funny — I have just the opposite reaction. I love the bull terrier's head, and its face and eyes which look so sweet to me. In fact, if I ever rescue one I would want to name it "Bullitt," and love it and squeeze it and kiss it on the nose all day.

Wow, how's this? I never knew how pretty Lorde was because I always conjured Randy Marsh when her name was mentioned! Ya, ya, ya!

Har! moriartysringtone said "throw," not "push!"

THANK YOU! This is what I say to my yellow doggie! Leto really rocked the platinum in this movie. FTW.

The NYT quote correctly refers to "silicone" (synthetic polymer in implants and caulk) while the article uses "silicon" (metalloid element used in electronics, among other applications).