great breakdown

Q: How many times can you put “app” in a sentence to make it sound really obnoxious?

Not sampling someone else’s talent and smoking weed for 15 hrs in a studio.

now it’s cannibalism

This would be useful for people doing public speaking so they can see the audience and the words they are saying at the same time.

Nazi running for national office, film at 11.

o shag hennesy 

I have noticed that in trying to speak Tagalog. I often get looks like farts just came out of my mouth when making minor mispronunciations (especially syllable accents), but “broken english” is almost always applauded vs. no english at all.

Our mayor’s name is kapszukiewicz and mine was americanized due to several non-english letters. God bless the polish.

My last name is a commonly known four-letter color in english and I just spell it automatically anymore because absolutely no one ever understands when I say it.

I wish the media would stop kardashianing these things.

this is not the Deepak Chopra you’ve been looking for...lol

This should be required reading for every human. As a Taoist with many ailments who has already started working on coming to terms with death after maniacally fearing it for years, it is especially poignant. Thanks!

It looks like a lot of white artists working on it as well.

She can probably get some tips from Dr. Funkenstein.

Yes. Restaurants are routinely held liable for food they didn’t grow/produce.

hey, you want to take credit for iPhones and electricity, then you gotta own airplane crashes and pandemics.

Yes, opinions on mindless entertainment drama are tantamount to genocide.

Yeah ruined a perfectly good article about pointless speculation and rumor mongering of the most ridiculous subject this side of faces in burnt toast.

Well I certainly don't give 2 shits about tiktok.