I was acting on that article during the incident in question. Was annoyed when cloudflare could not be reached and thought I f-ed something up.

That man cannot stop doing prayer hands, can he?

Just where is that man’s ass and the seat holding it up? I suppose this drawing is where every last mo-fo who designs passenger airplanes got their inspiration.

someone told him all those freckles are the same melanin that makes people black

One man has no hair on the sides of his head and the other has none on top. Neither of them is fooling anyone. 

Somebody messed up an put a picture of Carrot Top on this story.

the ones that make stupid internet comments

no central nervous system

So the funk what? Just shut up and take your L, as you clearly have no idea what “majority” means.

Edgelord gonna edge

Well you certainly contradict yourself there.

Exactly. He is a product of this country.

There isn’t a single thing this country can’t fuck up right now.

Everyone thinking this is a real person and not a bot remind me of the olden times when we would all race to the phone to pick it up first every time it rang. Is it because they didn’t misspell “your”?

those are extremely douchy glasses

Different in every location

~3(DE) = NJ

You couldn’t have designed a better incubator for greedy, narcissistic assholes than the Unites States of America. These are the traits selected for. Musk isn’t a bug, he’s a feature.

Bush v. Gore

Akid who is smart enough to do this but dumb enough to need to works this hard at cheating but not at learning.