let’s dissect my statement.

“The family started a smear campaign” — you cannot tell me the reporter isn’t proud of that line!

Did you not see the photographs. They have pictures!

I bet her last miles are so much faster than her first. Maybe we’re all missing a motivational trick here.

Exactly. She’s already committed a number of messdameanors. It’s high time the poolice brought her in and gave her the turd degree.

“Wait, did you say I should go shite seeing in the garden of the gods?”

I know I’m supposed to be disgusted, but I’m just impressed by her ability to “go” anywhere away from her home base. I sometimes struggle when in an unfamiliar hotel room; I couldn’t imagine being so relaxed as to be able to dump on the neighbor’s lawn.

more like Colon-rado Springs, amirite?!

Sounds like you’re saying, “Shit or get off the pot.”

They said it was a nice neighborhood.

Something stinks. I’m guessing a gigantic hole in her story will help investigators get to the bottom of it.

“Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti” of “Falcon Division” sounds like he should be single-handedly stopping domestic terrorists from detonating dirty bombs full of communist heroin in the middle of the half time show at the Super Bowl. He must have been mighty disappointed when this was the case they brought him to work on....

Can’t they arrest her? They’ve already identified the poopetrator.

You never know where and you’ll never know when
But one thing’s for sure, the phantom shitter will strike again

How pathetic? Just a little effort and they could apprehend her. Unless this woman is a world class athlete, one could assume that another jogger, police or just people in general could do a little surveillance and catch her in act ala video, follow her to her car, home or just detain her.

Those kids are going to develop one hell of a fetish, I’ll tell you that.

it’s uncharted territory for me.

Kudos to the reporter for getting the word “smear” in there. Just top-notch reporting.

“She’s even working on an embarrassing smear campaign.”