When this broke on CNS Evening News, Lester Holt cautiously phrased it thus: “some on the left are seeing this as evidence that Make America Great is really Make America White,” and my 11 year old son shouted in amazement SERIOUSLY ARE YOU JUST NOW FIGURING THAT OUT??? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???

I recognize myself (a little) in the Tory Council leader. For years, I have had slow burning rage about the insane amount of clutter my husband hoards. It makes it hard to sweep and vacuum and find things. And sometimes to open doors.

I love Lindy! I love her the most! COME AT ME BRO.

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Thank you for this! I died DEAD. His FACE. The open mouth, the blinking eyes! The silence lasted 1,000 years. I am legally dead now. But what a way to go.

Your hips don’t lie!

It was invented in ‘69.

And...there’s always money in the banana stand. Coincidence?

I’m not getting married any time soon, and I am heterosexual, but damn I want one of those Lesbian Interstate Wedding Cake Acquisition cards! I want one so much. I will carry it concealed, in a holster, and only whip it out if I need to for self-defense :-)

I’m ablifelong blue dot in a red state, and I’ve veen working in Democratic campaigns since I was a child in the late 1970s, after the great re alignment. Dad was an elected Democrat, Grandma was party chair. And at 45 years old I’m feeling something I never felt before: Reoublican envy. God they get everything, don’t…

Which Mike will they get next? Pence or Pompeo? First they came for the Mikes and I said nothing, because I wasn’t a traitor...(my Dad is a life long liberal Democrat named Mike, so this is a thing now. The War On Mikes!)

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Sending so much empathy and admiration. You deserve justice, and you deserve genuine respect and love too. Kudos to you for being able to name and own your anger and the structures that make it hard to be a justly angry woman. I hope Karma at least got or gets your rapist.

You have a great username and “foot poisoning” is a great typo, esp re hunting. Don’t touch the dead deer with your foot!

hey pretty girl in the bikini top and painted on cut-offs, come dance in the back of my truck while we drive down dirt roads drinking beer

“Dagnabbit, whar’s my swag nasket?”

The mall smells like Roy Moore.

True. And, when you figure a lot of it might wind up in swag baskets at events, and gift baskets at high end hotels or spas or casinos, it seems like a less colossal number. I don’t live the swag nasket life, but I love Rogelio’s apology baskets on Jane the Virgin.

This onegoes out to Alabama State Auditor Jim Ziegler.

I wonder if they will censure him or refuse to seat him if he wins? They couldn’t wait to be quit of him.